In this oneshot Fred and George own a sex toy shop instead of a joke shop. Fred survived the war and Harry is one of their employees.
Harry was writing a letter behind the counter towards his bosses about a product being asked for and the products that are sold out when someone approached him. "before you look up, is there a spell that makes you forget your costumers?" a voice asked. "walk straight through the door and you don't remember any person in here anymore." Harry looked up and met Draco's eyes. "can I help you with something?" Harry asked. "Potter? What the heck since when do you work here?" he asked. "I helped to pay for this place." Harry replied. Draco nodded. "can I help you with something?" Harry repeated. "yeah, I was searching for a thing you put in your ass." Draco said. "are you just ashamed to say the name of it or do you genuinely don't know?" Harry asked. "I don't know." Draco replied. "okay but there are multiple things you can shove into your ass, Malfoy, you need to be more specific." Harry replied. "I know it's not a dildo." He replied. Harry got a chart from under his desk with pictures. "point whatever you want." Harry said. "this." Draco pointed at the one in the corner. "good that's buttplug. Is it for you?" Harry asked. "are you allowed to ask these questions?" Draco asked. "I am." Harry said. "it's for my friend, he is ashamed of going here." Draco said. "people who walk in here come with the same reason as you. no need for shame." Harry replied and took Draco with him. "would he like a vibrating one or a normal one?" Harry asked. "isn't a vibrating one just like a dildo?" Draco asked. "no it's different, believe everything that's in here is tested by me." Harry replied. "god you're not so innocent as everyone says." Draco said. "everyone who walks out of the door doesn't remember it's me." Harry replied. "a normal one I think." Draco said. "okay, what color?" Harry asked. "Blaise, I mean my friend said bright red, for his boyfriend or something who was in Gryffindor." Draco replied. "for Ron?" Harry asked. "yes Potter I need to buy Weasley's birthday present from his own brother's shop." Draco replied. Harry chuckled and got one from the shelve. "he likes this one, he only he doesn't have the money to afford it." Harry replied. "okay great." Draco said. "want to look around a little bit more?" Harry asked. "what do you have to offer?" Draco asked. "a lot." Harry replied. Draco smiled. "are you together with the twins, I mean it's known that they're dating which is gross, but are you having something with them?" Draco asked. "not really, I just help them test out some stuff for here." Harry replied. "what do you mean help?" Draco asked. "I have sex with them for money." Harry said. "how much do you ask?" Draco asked. "a galleon per toy plus my standard two galleons and if they do only one toy I ask two galleon per hour." Harry replied. "do you also do that for other public?" Draco asked. "I have a boyfriend." Harry said. "I did not know that, how is he agreeing with that?" Draco asked. Harry shrugged. "he was kinda open for it, thinks it's kinky." Harry said. "need anything else?" Harry asked. "who is your boyfriend?" Draco asked. "none of your business." Harry replied. "I want to know, I want to know who's so sick in his mind." Draco said. "Theodore Nott." Harry replied. "okay I'm going to strangle him." Draco said. "I was joking, my boyfriend is a muggle." Harry replied. "oh great the chosen one lets the wizarding world down for a muggle." He said. Harry rolled his eyes. "you know I'm just telling that people would pay a lot to have sex with you and you ask way to less money for it." Draco replied. Harry sighed. "can you now tell me if you need anything else, or if you want to pay?" Harry asked. Draco rolled his eyes. "is it bad if I look around and think about you using them?" Draco asked. "you won't remember afterwards anyway. So I mean it's alright. I guess." Harry shrugged. Draco nodded and walked off. Harry went back to the counter and continued writing the letter.
"I'm ready to pay." Draco had much more in his hands than he had when they were searching for Ron's present. "that's more than a usual client buys." Harry said. "I know, but I'd like to test them all out at some point. I mean I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend and I'm certainly not losing my... nothing to a whore." Draco said. Harry nodded and scanned the items. "you know how expensive this shit is right?" Harry asked. "I only pick the best." Draco replied. Harry chuckled and gave him the bill. "that's alright, it's as much as the shirt I'm wearing right now." Draco replied and put the money on the counter. "it's best you shrink them and put them in your pocket so they're not seen by innocent eyes of children." Harry said. "thanks for the Potter." He said and shrunk all his stuff. "is there a way I don't forget seeing you here?" Draco asked. "why?" Harry asked. "I want to remember you being kind to me." He said. Harry gave him a half grin. "back door, if I see anything in the news paper about this, I swear to god, you'll be dead." Harry said. "clear cap." Draco said and went towards the back door.
A few days later it was Ron's birthday Harry sat at the table drinking beer, just lazily chatting with Pansy, Hermione and Ron when Blaise walked in with Draco. "he dragged me to here Weasel, I didn't want to be here either." Draco said. Harry chuckled. "thanks for being so enthusiast, I really appreciate that." Ron said. "I helped Blaise choosing your present be happy with that, plus don't open it in front of everyone." Draco said. "come on Draco what could be that bad, Blaise is my boyfriend, Harry works for my brother and Pansy is a sex worker alone with Hermione." Ron said. Draco nodded. "I wasn't aware of that." he said. Ron rolled his eyes and opened the present. "Harry chose this present, he works there." Ron said. "Malfoy did most of it." Harry said. "see I'm a person with a heart." Draco sat next to Harry and took a sip of Harry's beer. "I'm just here for a drink, I'm leaving soon." Draco said and gave Harry's bottle back when Harry shot him a glare. ""he's staying longer, he just wants to be with Harry." Blaise teased. And Draco on his turn shot him a glare. "do you have anything stronger?" Draco asked. Ron gave him the whiskey. "want to share a glass with Harry for that too?" Pansy asked. Harry grumbled at that. "he's not for the strong drinks baby." Hermione said; Draco took a few glasses right after each other which made him tipsy. He leaned over to Harry. "how's your boyfriend?" Draco asked. "we broke up." Harry replied. "who would want to break up with such a pretty boy?" he asked. "because he didn't like me anymore. I wasn't pleasing enough." Harry replied. "oh sorry about that." Draco said. Harry shrugged and stood up. "I should go now, I worked all night and I'm really tired." Harry said. "okay night Harry." Hermione said. "bye." Pansy said. "I'm going too." Draco said. "great, he comes drinks all my whiskey and goes." Ron joked. Draco scoffed at him.
Harry walked outside his apartment with Draco leaning on him. "I can't believe that I' taking you here." Harry said. "I like you Harry." Draco said. "you've told me three times already." Harry replied. "but I'm not joking." He said. "I noticed." Harry unlocked his door and walked into the living room and there he saw Darian. "oh what are you doing here?" Harry asked. "I was picking up my stuff, but you threw it out?" Darian looked at Draco who was trying to kiss Harry. "no worries about that, he's drunk and not even a real friend let alone boyfriend or anything like that." Harry said. Darian chuckled. "I put your stuff in the cupboard under the stairs, let me put him to bed, I'll come to talk to you." Harry said and helped Draco into Harry's bed. "I wanna fuck you Harry." Draco said. "but I don't want to." Harry replied and placed a kiss on Draco's temple. "you remind me of my mother, she used to do this when she put me to bed." Draco said. harry nodded. "sleep well." Harry walked back downstairs. "look I know you broke up with me, because you didn't like me being so possessive I understand that I was but already?" he asked. Harry shook his head. "I can't believe you! we know each other from school, fucking school we hated each other a few days ago we happened to cross paths and he's the best friend of my friend's boyfriend. we happened to be at the same party and he was drunk and I was going home because I had a nightshift and I want to sleep and now you're bossing me around. I'm not yours anymore Darian. Grab your stuff and leave your key on the table and go." Harry said and he walked upstairs he changed into pj's and crawled next to Draco. "I do like you a lot." Draco said. Harry chuckled. "you mentioned it once or twice." He said. Draco looked up at him. "how drunk are you?" Harry asked. "a little, but I just need a little push to confessing feelings." Draco replied. Harry smiled. "how drunk are you?" Draco asked. "not at all, I don't need a little help to confess my feelings." Harry connected their lips.
it is coldddddddddddddd. I'm freezing to death and it's cold. I hate my life. and school started again. hey sleeping rythm has returned and reading until one in the night has left. because homework. bye babessss
