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khatarnak punishments

Hai ..

Hello ..

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Karan and palton were setting tents in paddy field for their new office , karan as tying a rope to tent , Bala was giving instructions to him how to tie a rope

Bala : haan bus thoda tight baando bhaiji varna jab aap tent mein bhaitengey toh aapke upar hi gir jayega tent ..

Karan glares at him ..

Bala : aapke ghoorne se sach kabhi jhoot nahi hotha , subhe se baand rahe the abhi tak ek tent bhi teek se nahi huyi , ( mutters to himself) pata nahi kaha se aate hai namune log ..

Karan : sun raha hunn mein ..

Bala : haan toh sunne keliye hi bola hai ..

Karan : tumhare Ghar sab yise hi hothe hai kya !? Khadoos , aur tum sab ki leader tumhari didi hogi hai na ..

Bala : nahi didi sab se alag hai , uska zyada gussa nahi aata lekin agar ek baar gussa agaya , toh ithni jaldi jathi nahi ..

Karan : matlab baaki sab normal hai ghar mein !?

Bala : nahi baaki sab usse bhi zyada gussail wale hai , ek baar patha hai kya hua batra saab ne chupke se dusra ladoo liya tha , batra madam toh pura Ghar ka kapda dulwa di saab se , bichare ka sare calories katham hogaye , aur saas fhulne lage ..

Karan imaines " col batra  kapde dho rahe hai aur batra military uniform mein ( like psaf uniform ) orders de rahi ho  "

Bala : aur pata hai ek baar Avinash ji ne jhoot bol kar pakde gaye , fhir kya Swetha maasi unse Jadu pocha , bharthan Dona , ghar ka safai sab karwadi ..

Karan imagines " Avinash ji doing all daily chores in servant dress "

Bala : yeh bhi fhir bhi teek hai , pata hai ek baar Sid bro Bhai ji ke saath kya hua ??

Karan : ( while shivering) kya hua ..

Bala : ek baar Sid bro bhaiji ne sharaab peekar Ghar aaya tha , sanjana didi ithna maari ithna maari ki , kya bolu , pura ghav douda souda kar patak patak kar maari thi , tab se iss ghaav mein koi mardh sharaab ko haath bhi nahi lagatha ..

Karan ka halat ab aur karaab hone lagi ..

Bala : humare ghav mein sirf aurathon ka ho chaltha hai , Rajesh ji ki bhi ek nahi chalthi ghar mein , aur premji ka bhi nahi isiliye mein kuwara rehna pasand kartha hunn ..

Chitra jo karan ke pass thi woh boli ..

Chitra : ( to herself) don't worry #bala , aaj nahi toh tum bhi sirf mere baath hi sunoge , aur tab Ghar mein sirf mere hi chalega ..

Karan : kya kaha tumne ?? Matlab tum Bala se .....  

Chitra nods in yes .

Karan : yeh Bala toh gaya kaam se ..

Tabhi un logon ne suna

" Agar dobara call Kiya na chappal marungi "

Sab turn Kiya aur dekha ki monu kisi ko phone daante huye aarahi thi ..

Karan : ( to himself) do feet dhoor reh kar baath kar Sherghil kayi tumhe bhi chappal se na maare ..

Mo : ( cold voice ) yaha kya meeting chal raha hai ..

Karan : ( stammering) woh..wo... Bala kuch bol raha tha ..

Bala : mein ?? Nahi didi yeh raheez zyada ravan Kumar jhoot bol Raha hai ..