Jeremiah now had to see another one of the more put together rulers of hell, queen Beelzebub the queen bee of gluttony. She was a bit all over the place but he heard that she meant well. He later made it to her home and knocked on her door, there stood a hellhound answered the door she was buff but also kind looking.
Hellhound:So you are the doc that had come to see Bee? She is my girlfriend, I can bring you to her she is making her hangover cocktail right now
Jeremiah nodded his head and followed the hellhound in.
Veronica:My name is Veronica by the way I heard from Bee that you will evaluate he to make sure she I up to Lucifer's standards?
Jeremiah:Yes, I am Dr. Jeremiah Crane. Is this a good time for me to come by?
Veronica:Oh yeah bee is just buzzing around in the kitchen
They push open the door to the kitchen and Beelzebub is flying around the kitchen as she is making a hangover cocktail.
Beelzebub:Oh there is the little shrink! *she said flying down* oh my fucking God he is adorable!
Veronica:Yes he is *she agreed and started to mix the cocktail*
Beelzebub:Hiya bitch *she greeted Jeremiah which caught him off guard* May I just say you are the most sinfully adorable sinner demon I have ever met? And trust me I have met a lot of sinner demons. However don't tell Lilith I said that since she is the OG sinner demon and if she knew I had the hots for another one other than her bitch there would be fights
Jeremiah:Uh...ok
Beelzebub:Come in let me mix you a drink I got so smashed the other night I think someone may have tried and spiked my drink. Though it is not as bad as when woodstock sinner demons come to hell now they know how to party
Jeremiah nodded his head as he took mental notes on who Beelzebub is.
Jeremiah (mind):Man I didn't think I'd be able to sit down with the Queen of Gluttony and be able to talk to her. I am learning more about the queen bee by seeing her act normal in her day to day life *outloud* I should not drink on the job *he said as he remembered what he had just done recently with Ozzie and Fizz* *mind* I don't think she would do that but it is better to be safe than sorry
Beelzebub:Oh come on doc *she said throwing two of her arms around him* You gotta I would not be a good host if I didn't serve my guest
Jeremiah:Alright one drink
Beelzebub:Great! Just let me make it grande~ *she said as she made the drink grow large*
Jeremiah looks at it and swallow knowing he is gonna get fucked up as he takes it and takes a long drink. It was super sweet and stuck in your teeth like cotton candy. He could get used to a drink like this as he continued to drink and slowly he began to relax and talk to Beelzebub and Veronica unaware he was handed another drink and the time flew by. The next day Jeremiah woke up in his bed though he was naked as the day he was born. His body was sticky like honey
Jeremiah:ugh...what the hell happened?
He picked up his phone and sees he got texts from Beelzebub and Veronica in a group text. He winced as the light from the screen making his eyes hurt.
Jeremiah:Ahh fuck that hurts
He opened texts and looked them over as it was in a group text explaining they dropped him off back at his place and that they would be seeing him again. They had a wonderful time and would love to do it again, Jeremiah blushed as they sent various pictures of him sucking on various parts of them and had him in various positions banging their brains out with them saying he fucks like a beast.
Jeremiah (mind):Damn I must have gotten blacked out drunk and had a great time with them
Memories started to fill his brain and his skin started to heat up.
Jeremiah:Oh fuck me! I fucked up so bad! Now I had slept with not only Asmodeus and her girlfriend Fizzrellie but also Beelzebub and her girlfriend. My reputation is going up in smoke who knows what Lucifer will do with me I can only imagine how he would feel about this!
He got dressed and headed out to get some coffee. He walked to the coffee shop and stood in line as he ignored the looks he was getting. He should've tooken a shower or at least fixed his hair but he couldn't be bothered to do so. He gets to the front of the line and ordered a black coffee with two sugars and two creams as he took his drink after it was finished. He then goes to his office to write his reports, he made it to his office and Lucifer was their waiting for him as he blinked at him.
Jeremiah:O...oh hello sir what do you need? *he asked being more casual than usual but the hangover was doing him no favors at this point*
Lucifer:I heard of your... relations with Beelzebub and Asmodeus
Jeremiah:I...I'm sorry about this sir I would never done that before but it is a bit harder to say no to a deadly sin
Lucifer:I see, it has been almost a week since the extermination and you have to speak to four of my overlords
Jeremiah:Alright fair enough. I will look over their files
Lucifer hands him four files as he tucked them under his arm and pulled out his keys and opened his office door as he wondered which overlord he would be seeing next.
End Chapter.
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The Psychiatrist of hell
FanfictionA sinner demon who managed to get the top not from being a mob boss, pimp, overlord, ect. Instead he became a Psychiatrist and he had many clients from the good and to the down right evil. Eventually he gotten the most important job of his afterlife...
