This is the second last Y/n satire story before I make spin offs and my next book. So enjoy.
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*first year*
Y/n is excited about her first year at hogwarts. She practically has her uniform on as she is riding the train.
She saw the cart and wanted to buy some sweets.
"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can I-I-I-I-I-I-I b-b-buy s-s-s-some s-s-s-s-s-sweets?"
"Sorry kid. The boy with circular glasses bought the whole thing."
The lady walked away as Y/n grumbled. She decided to go to the cart Harry was in and threw him out the window and went back to her cart.
Harry climbed back in once she made it to hers.
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Y/n got sorted into slytherin. She then saw the man of her dreams.
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi m-m-m-m-m-m-my n-n-n-n-n-nname i-i-i-is Y/n!"
"Wtf" said the blonde boy. "I'm Draco Malfoy."
*6th year*
Y/n always loved Draco. Ever since then, she's been stalking him. She didn't get seen or noticed by him because she is 4'3.
Eventually, Draco spotted her.
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Draco had enough of Y/n stalking him so he went to talk to her.
"STOP STALKING ME YOU BLOODY WEIRDO!" Draco yelled.
Y/n cried, "I-I-I-I-It's b-b-b-b-b-because I-I-I-I-I-I l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you Draco!"
Draco was shocked. But then walked away while blushing.
He then invited Y/n to his room and they did it. Blaise and Pansy literally covered their ears because of the loud noises.
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*the next day*
Y/n found out that she is now officially pregnant. Draco then proposed to her and they got married.
Draco wore a wedding dress and Y/n wore a suit with converse high tops.
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Two girls and three boys. She names the boys Tommy, Joe and Melatonin, and named the girls Kidney and Reagan.
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Inch dick, Reagan and Tommy were in therapy.
They didn't like their family whatsoever and just wanted to have a normal life. Tommy wanted to be a YouTuber and Reagan just wanted to read lord of the flies but Y/n refused.
They both ran away with enough money to survive. Reagan read Lord of the Flies and Tommy became a YouTuber.
Y/n and Draco weren't really worried sick about them so they continued what they were doing earlier.
Tommy eventually made some friends and got a girlfriend.
Reagan became an author and absolutely loves books. Her personal favourites are LOTF and icebreaker.
Oh and Y/n died because she choked on Draco's dick.
The end.
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This story was rushed asf bc i wanted to get it over with.
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HumorA collection of y/n slander bc I'm fucking bored and my old one is shit It ain't even Y/n slander anymore it's just stupid little stories with the characters
