Y/n slander (remake)

Y/n takeover part 3

I eat kids

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As they were finding some stuff in the woods, they got interrupted by a girl's yell.

"Asher! We are going to die! You saw what happened to Lev, Rowan and Isabella!"

"Sage, calm down. We'll figure out a plan eventually."

Sage then started tearing up, "I just want Isabella back!"

Asher then realised that Sage was in love with her. She knows that Isabella is straight but just can't stop having feelings for her.

Is this what it's like having a lesbian best friend? Asher thought to himself.

Sage saw Aneira and Calista walking together, holding hands. They were clearly dating by the looks of it.

"Hello! We're going to try and stop the Y/ns! Wanna help us?" Sage asked the two.

(Calista) "we're already helping another group but you can help us if you like."

"Of course! Come on Asher!"

They went to the group. Although there were more people, it still wasn't enough.

(Calista) "okay so there's sixteen of us and seven airships so if we divide it equally, two of each will go to a different airship and two of us will fight in the school. So let's see our fighting experiences."

Vincent: used to take karate lessons but got kicked out for almost killing someone.

Calista: a fucking contortionist. Would most likely scare the Y/ns. (I would be scared too)

Milo: has a very firm grip and has a very good throw. Used to be a baseball player.

Aneira: used to take fighting lessons so she will defo fight the Y/ns. She can even take them all at once.

Soph: so quiet that you wouldn't even notice her appear. It's like she appears out of nowhere so she'll startle or scare you.

Somni: really strong fighter. Would definitely throw one out of a window without regret.

Riley: can fit into small spaces because of how small and flexible they are. Knows how to use needles.

Kai: randomly has a branch. Don't ask how he managed to fit it in his pocket. His punches are very strong.

Ash: F L A M E T H R O W E R. He is very agile as well. Will most likely set an airship on fire.

Yelena: make her angry and that purse will beat the living shit out of you. She also has a bottle of poison.

Jason: if you take a glance at him he will beat the shit out of you. Unless your chill with him or he finds you chill.

Sage: she exploded like 2 buildings, 3 restaurants and a school because she was bored. She went to therapy so she's slightly calmer now. (She almost killed her therapist)

Asher: he has a frying pan with him all the time in case something bad happens. He also used to be a kidnapper because of his father.

Nicholas: he's a fucking mafia boss what do you expect? He's only more angry because Miyeon got turned into a Y/n.

Aurora: a literal boxer since she was ten years old.

Nathan: he always brings his hockey stick with him so he'll knock them out with that

(Calista) "okay I've sorted out the duos. Here they are and the reasons:

Milo and Somni - Milo can throw them around as Somni beats the shit out of them

Vincent and Aneira - they're both really good fighters

Soph and Sage - Soph would scare them as Sage blows up the airship

Asher and Calista - my contortionist skills can scare them as Asher knocks them out with a frying pan

Kai and Ash - flamethrower + large branch = great fighting combo

Riley and Yelena - Riley could find the source as Yelena fights them

Jason and Nicholas - the same reason for Vincent and Aneira

Nathan and Aurora - it would be nice to try and turn your sister back to normal

We're all okay with this?"

Everyone agrees. Now they have to come up with a way to get into the airships.

(Kai) "I'm a vampire. I can teleport up there."

(Aurora) "since when could vampires do that?"

(Kai) *wrapping his arm around Ash's shoulder as he's asleep* "since they were made."

(Jason) "can you two stop being romantic? We're in the middle of a Y/n takeover and I'm saying this as your token straight guy friend."

(Yelena) "let them be Jason. You can see that Ash is sleeping. He's probably tired of our current situation."

(Somni) "they look cute like that. But come on people! We need to figure out how we're going to get up there!"

(Sage) "I made a teleportation machine! It can teleport us anywhere!"

"does it blow up?" Asher asks in a sibling like tone.

(Sage) "nope! Let's go!"

They all go into the machine two by two. Once they all teleported, the machine went into Sage's pocket.

(Y/n system) intruder alert! Intruder alert!

-airship 1-

(Milo) "woah so many posters of Rachel Platten..."

(Somni) "I want to leave. I feel so bad for Rachel."

-Airship 2-

(Aneira) "why are there so many posters saying 'I'm not like other girls'?"

(Vincent) "it's probably a pick me Y/n who thinks she's edgy."

-airship 3-

(Sage) "let's get this party started- FUCK!"

(Soph) "sorry(ish)!"

(Sage) "don't worry! You'll do that to the Y/n's later!"

-airship 4-

(Asher) "FUCK WHY IS THERE SO MUCH POSTERS OF BOOBS AND DICKS!?"

(Calista) "OUT OF ANY AIRSHIP WHY THIS ONE? MY POOR EYES!!"

-airship 5-

(Kai) *smiling* "oh look who's awake"

(Ash) "I don't want to be here."

(Kai) "don't worry my love. We'll leave soon."

-airship 6-

(Yelena) "okay you find the source and I'll fight the rest."

(Riley) "got it!"

-airship 7-

(Nicholas) "you ready wolf boy?"

(Jason) "yea and don't call me wolf boy. I know we're cousins but you don't get to call me that."

(Nicholas) "we're cousins?"

(Jason) "yes but it hasn't been brought up until now."

-Y/n academy-

(Aurora) "okay let's find Chloe and fight these stupid Y/ns."

(Nathan) "I could be at home watching Demon Slayer but I'm here fighting small blonde girls.

To be continued.