Dirty Pickup Lines

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Reekid:

Wanna make some magic, my little Dumblewhore?

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Mully:

I'm gonna call you my haunted house,
Because I scream every time I'm in you.

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Josh:

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,
We can do "it" in my car!

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Juicy:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When the beat dropped,
My boxers did, too.

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Narrator:

I'm having a party and I'm inviting your pants to come on down!

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Eddie:

I may not go down in history,
But I'll go down on you.

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Gabby:

Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs,
Especially what's in-between!

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Smashing:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

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Kevin:

Roses are red,
Weed is greener,
I think of you,
When I touch my weiner.

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FUN FACT:
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{Word Count:} 142
Have an amazing day/night, my loves!
-✨Author Izzy❤️

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