The Boys Preferences, Imagines///Book 2

You Hit Him Where The Sun Don't Shine

No Gabby for this one, sorry, babes 😭
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Reekid:

He lets out the loudest high pitched ree as he grasps his crotch and falls to his knees.

The two of you were playing football(soccer) and he was playing goalie... You kicked that ball full force and uhh... Ya got 'im right in the eggs.

"Oh, my God! Ant, I'm so sorry!" You cried, running to his side as he squealed and curled himself in a ball in the grass of your backyard. You kneeled next to him and rubbed his back and his side while he got it out. You couldn't help the small giggles that left your lips at his hilarious noises.

You knew that he was being overdramatic after a while so you started to tickle him. He bursts into a fit of laughter and fights you off.

"Damn, babe! You got a mean kick, haha!"

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Mully:

He'd let out a scream before laughing it off.

You span the wheel of mystery and you got to kick any of the boys in the omelets. And you being pissed at Mully for some stupid shit he did on purpose, marched up to him and socked him in the dick.

Everyone was dying of laughter, including him, and you felt a little bad, but he knew he deserved it.

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Josh:

He'd let out a yell and fall to the floor.

This was before you were dating... And you acted like one of the boys and for a video...

"Hey, Josh, what's the the capital of Thailand?" You asked smugly, making him shrug and let out a nervous laugh, "I don't fuckin' know!" He chuckled, "It's Bangkok, bitch!" With that, you punched him right in the baby makers.

It was an ultimate moment in boys history.

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Juicy:

He'd let out his squeal.

You woke up to a loud, high-pitched squeal. The sound snapped you to full alert and you instantly turned to look for your boyfriend to see if he was okay, only to see his side of the bed empty. You hurriedly got up to see him on the floor, holding his crotch.

"Oh, my God! Gaege, are you okay?!" You gasped, falling to your knees beside him, cupping his face. "You sacked me, babe!" He squeaked, letting out a weird ass laugh right after. "Oh, fuck, I'm so sorry!" You say softly, placing your hands on his rapidly moving chest as he sat up. He let out his high pitched "Hehehe" laugh, making you giggle at his stupid antics.

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Narrator:

He lets out a strangled "Oh!"

True crime is your jam, bro-ham! But it did make you slightly paranoid... So when Narrator got home late from recording with the boys and you'd been watching a true crime show... Let's just say it wasn't pretty.

You heard the door click unlocked and turned down the TV but kept it on and made your way to your shared bedroom as silently as you could. You grabbed your boyfriend's Thor hammer and hid behind the door of the room, listening as the footsteps got closer.

As soon as the door opened, you swung low purposely to cause damage to your "intruder". You also decided to put most of your strength into that swing...

Your heart dropped when a familiar voice cried out. You gasped and turned on the lights, and as soon as your saw your boyfriend crouched and holding his ✨sister schlong✨ with a pained expression on your face, you dropped the hammer and cupped his face.

"Oh, fuck! Grant, I'm so sorry!" You squeaked, making your boyfriend let out a soft laugh, "The fuck was that about?!" He wheezed, making you bite the inside of your cheek, "I thought you were a robber..." Your boyfriend let out another laugh and you never heard the end of it...

It certainly was a strange story that was told on your wedding day...

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Eddie:

He lets out a loud, girly scream.

He thought it would be a funny idea to scare you from behind. You had headphones on and was doing the dishes and he scares the fuck out of you. And out of reflex, you whipped around a kicked him with all your strength, right in the hazelnuts.

"AYE!" He'd fall backwards and hold his junk, his voice higher pitched as he spews out Spanish swears. "Oh, fuck! I'm so sorry, Eddie!" You gasped, ripping your headphones and run to his side.

Eddie'd probably burst out laughing while in immense pain.

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Smashing:

He'd cry out and fall to his knees.

You, Juicy, and Kevin were being menaces to fucking society, as per usual. Today, you guys decided to throw the most random shit at each other and the thing you threw went straight into your boyfriend's extra thick spaghetti noodle.

While Juicy and Kevin were absolutely howling with laughter on the floor, you ran to your boyfriend's side. "Ayden! You okay?" You asked frantically, joining him on the ground. He let out a laugh and nods his head, "Yeah... Jesus Christ, Y/n! Haha!"

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Kevin:

He cries out and instinctively curls up in a ball.

You guys were having a tickle war and he had been winning. That was until your flapping legs kneed him in the acorns.

The war was happening on your bed, so Kevin just groaned and pushed himself off you and next to you, his hands shielding himself.

"Baby! I'm so sorry!" You gasped, sitting up and placing your hands on his heaving chest. "'M good, babe... Man, that hurt!" He grunted through his clenched teeth as you rubbed his chest and arm apologetically.

He sees you're genuinely upset with yourself and moves a hand to cradle your jaw tenderly, "I'm good, Y/n... Just a bit surprised, hehehe..."

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FUN FACT: You can actually bite off your own fingers exactly like carrots, but your brain stops you. That doesn't stop you from biting off someone else's fingers though... So if you're in a situation and you're given the chance, shoot for it. I don't know how the fuck you'd get in that position, but it's possible.
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{Word Count:} 1034
Have an amazing day/night, my loves!
-✨Author Izzy❤️