The Boys Preferences, Imagines///Book 2

Them As Things I've Said...

You'll need your holy water...
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Reekid:

"I'd fuck Harry Styles. Age is just a number."

My Physical Therapist: "Yeah, and jail is just a room.🙄"

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Mully:

*Peaceful silence for two seconds while my mom and crush are talking*

"Hail Hitler."

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Josh:

"Bruh I'ma make someone kiss Satan non-consenually and make someone dap up Jesus non sexual and I'ma fight mothernature. Not the Goddess Demeter, mothernature. I need cuddles and hugs, and I dick or dildo to sit on but guess what, my stupid, ugly ass can't get hoes so I'ma fight air and do a backflip off a table into a bed and sleep on the for two days straight then scream into my pillows for as long as I can while listening to Strip That Down by Liam Payne."

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Juicy:

*Weird gremlin dance*

"HEHEHEEHEHEHEE"

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Narrator:

*Joints and bones randomly cracking throughout the day due to my pain condition*

"oH eS cRuNcHy"

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Eddie:

*High pitched gremlin voice*

"AYE SI PAPI SI MAMI AYEYEYEYEYEYE"

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Gabby:

*Enters the room for my five cats*

"Good evening, demons. It is me. Ya boi."

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Smashing:

*Hands start cracking due to psoriasis in the cold weather*

"oh uh. my skin is discharging ketchup in small holes."

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Kevin:

"I'm so fucking pissed off that I'm not even horny and that's sayin' somethin'."

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FUN FACT: The ship Larry Stylinson apparently ruined Louis' and Harry's friendship from Louis' point of view. He finds it very annoying that most of the fandom made him up as a submissive, feminine like male who couldn't do anything for himself.

I personally ship the two, but never the way those fans did. I'd see them as the best friend couple, not the sex drived ones those fans made them up to be.
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{Word Count:} 304
Have an amazing day/night, my loves!
-✨Author Izzy❤️