The Boys Preferences, Imagines///Book 2

What It's Like Grocery Shopping With Them

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Reekid:

Hunny, do you him honestly think either of you are trusted to go to the damn grocery store?

nO

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Mully:

Mully just orders them online and waits in the car park for the people to fill up his damn car.

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Josh:

Josh literally bought you a fucking leash to clip to his belt so you don't run off.

"Y/n, put the fucking Pokemon cards down," Josh said, giving you a resting bitch face, tugging the leash connected to your belt. "But they're on clearance!" You pouted, making your boyfriend laugh. "That's because they're cheap and fake! You don't want cheap Pokemon cards, babe!" He reasoned, making you sigh and put the said Pokemon cards back onto the shelf and follow Josh, who wrapped an arm around your waist, kissing your temple affectionately while chuckling quietly at your chaotic antics.

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Juicy:

List? Non-existent.
Any idea of what you need? Nope.
Money? Hunny, you wish.

Y'all just go from store to store in Florida to do whatever you can in your power to get kicked out.

No matter if that means randomly screaming at each other when one of y'all are at one the end of the isle, and the other is on the other end.

Or if y'all just take things from other people's carts and being like, "Yo! They have these? Thanks, man!" Pretending to then walk away with it but then actually give it back.

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Narrator:

Y'all are in and out...

Or at least you try to be.

Y'all both have ADHD meaning y'all get things on and off the list and get things that you'll probably forget about that your brain found interesting in the moment but you'll soon most likely forget.

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Eddie:

Eddie gets his shit done... After he gets distracted by a few things that aren't on the list, of course.

Yours and his ADHD combined while shopping is not the best combination. When y'all go shopping you buy at least four, maybe five things that you don't need lmao.

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Gabby:

Gabby is straightforward. She has a list and everything. She has to glue you to her side so you don't wander off.

Y'all get in and get out, depending on how packed it is in the store.

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Smashing:

You think this man can actually go shopping? 💀

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Kevin:

Shopping? Nah. Mans steals from Eddie 😭

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FUN FACT: King Henry The Eighth had six wives and actually changed England's whole religion to be able to divorce his first wife, and the wife after that wasn't killed off from either natural causes or execution.
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{Word Count:} 443
Have an amazing day/night, my loves!
-✨Author Izzy❤️