BLACK FLASH - 3

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-3 MINUTES EARLIER-

Y/N'S POV

After a bit of running, my nose starts bleeding.

Why?

Momo: 'I've got Inumaki and Kamo.'

Utahime: 'Roger that. Nishimiya, you keep going and head to Shoko.'

Momo: 'But what about you? Let alone Miwa??'

Utahime: 'It's okay. Mei has eyes on her.'

Two way telepathy.

In a nutshell, two people's minds are phones and I'm the signal.

It's a goddamn HASSLE HOLY FUCK.

But... at least they're done, so I cut the connection.

Utahime: Now... PUT ME DOWN!!!

I slide to a stop, wiping my nose.

Utahime: ...Are you okay?

Me: YEah. PEAChy. I'll put you down. But do one thing for me.

Utahime: ...Fine. What's the price?

Me: Say thank you for confirming the safety of your mid-level students.

Utahime: WHAT?! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Better not think about it. Just-

Utahime: OKAY-OKAY... Thank your for letting me know of my students safety...

I put her down, feet first.

Utahime: Ohgh... oh dear...

Hehe, she looked dizzy.

Me: ...perhaps I should've went slower.

Utahime: PERHAPS...? Goodness...

As soon as she composed herself, I saw someone.

???: GOTCHA~!

grip.

Utahime: GAHH!!

I pulled her behind me by the shoulders, managing to avoid an attack from...

...Uh...

???: Huh? I thought I'd cut you for sure~!

Utahime: 'A human...? A curse user!'

...He's doing the crotch-grab thing that american kids do.

So crass... I hate it.

???: There I go again...

I take notice of his sword. The handle is... a hand. How does that work??

???: It's nice isn't it? Juzo made it for me. Didn't you run into him earlier?

Me: ...is he the one that goes RACK RACKKK RACKKKKK?

Utahime looked at me concerned.

???: Hahahaha! Pretty close! Pretty much it!

I should've killed him.

HE TOOK GUN DADDY'S NAME IN VAIN.

???: "You're so weak that your sword holds your hand," he said. So, what are you gonna give me, boy and lady?

Nobara: I BET YOU'RE NOT POPULAR WITH THE LADIES!

Oh, hi!

Nobara: You meet someone new and all you do is talk about yourself! I'd charge you for this!

Mai: What makes you think you'd be a good listener for it?

Oh great, the bitch is here...

Nobara: GHH! Shut up! This isn't the time to be picking fights!

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