im gonna rip off a babys head

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[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

i actually hate kids so much i cant handle it anymore

who thiught it was a good idea for ME to BABYSIT a 3 YEAR OLD


[ mamasboy ]

i love kids !

oh hold on, let me backread !


[ gothgal ]

ERMMM DJ MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORD THAT BETTER


[ mamasboy ]

why ?

oh.

NOT IN THAT WAY!!!

YOU SICKOS :(!!!!


[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

guys leave dj alone damn i have something more important

im babysitting my neighbors kid and i still dont know why she chose ME


[ Courtney ]

She is obviously not that smart if she chose someone like you to babysit a child.


[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

it doesnt help that the kids so BRATTY AND SPOILED

its like heather if she was a snotty three year old


[ hotterthanyou ]

im sure you were just the same as a child.

probably broke a vase and blamed it on the pet.


[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

i remember microwaving my pet hamster


[ Courtney ]

WHAT.


[ gothgal ]

come here you little jerk! taste the back of my palm!


[ thecodemeister ]

but you aint my daddy


[ gothgal ]

NAH BUT IM DOING YOUR MOM


[ ijustgotoutofprison ]

im saying that to this damn kid rn


[ Courtney ]

Cody, hello.


[ thecodemeister ]

hi


[ mamasboy ]

CODYS AN ALIEN????


[ thecodemeister ]

thats my cue to leave

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