Little Forman//That '70s Show• Steven Hyde•

Whole Lotta Love

Point Place, Wisconsin
May 24, 1977
1:30 p.m.
Location: The Church

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Over the past few months, Steven and I were undeniably happy. We spent all the holidays together.

It was honestly great. Now May, 1977, Steven and I we're definitely set to be married.

We were at the church, I was in one of the Sunday school rooms getting my dress on. "This is honestly weird." Donna said. I looked at her. "Don't I know it. I mean I'm getting married to Hyde." I told her.

"Oh my god, I just love weddings!" Jackie said enthusiastically. I rolled my eyes and mom wiped a few tears. "My babies getting married." She said. I hugged her.

Eventually it was time for the ceremony to start. Red came to walk me down the isle. "Dad...are you crying." I questioned. He shook his head. "What? No." I smiled. "Whatever you say Red."

The music started and we started to walk down the isle. When I first saw Steven it was weird. He was actually wearing a suit. I smiled. Dad gave me hand to Stevens.

Pastor Dave then started saying things from the Bible and shortly got to the vows part. "Do you Steven Hyde take Janie Forman to be lawfully wedded wife through sickness and health, till death do you part?" Pastor Dave asked Steven.

He looked at me and smiled. He really was less pissed off since we started dating. He wasn't such a hard ass anymore. "I do." I heard him say. I smiled. This was actually happening.

"Do you Janie Forman take Steven Hyde to be your lawfully wedded husband though sickness and health, till death do you part?" Pastor Dave then asked me. I looked at Steven and without a doubt, "I do." Fell from my mouth and I was happy.

"You May kiss the bride." Pastor Dave said. Steven then kissed me.

As we walked down the isle to start the reception, Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin started to play. It was both Steven and I'd idea.

The reception was at the Point Place town hall. I danced with Steven of course. But I also danced with my dad, and then with Eric.

Steven and I were now sitting at our table. "How much you want to bet that Kelso snuck away from Jackie just to go do it with one of our wedding guests?" I questioned him.

He shrugged while he took a sip of his drink. "I wouldn't be surprised. It may be a new year, but Kelso is still missing half of his brain." He replied.

I laughed at that. "You want something to drink?" Steven asked me. I shook my head. I haven't drank any alcohol tonight, and I had my reasons. "Water's fine." I told him. He nodded and left to get me some water:

As I sat there, Donna came up to me and took Stevens spot. "Here Janie, I think you should have this." She said as she handed me a beer. I looked at her. "Donna, I can't drink this." I told her. "Why not? It's your wedding day!" She exclaimed.

I looked at her. "I know it is, but I can't." I said again. "Why? Why can't yo- oh my god!" She said sort of loud. I told her to shut the hell up in the nicest way possible.

"Are you actually?" She questioned. I nodded. "That's crazy. Like really crazy." She said. I nodded with a small smile. "I am aware." I replied. "Does Steven know?" She questioned me. I shook my head no.

He did not, I didn't know how to tell him and I didn't know what he would do when I did tell him. But I was planning on telling him, I mean I had to.

"No, I'm trying to figure out a time to tell him." I told her. She smiled. "Well this is a good thing right?"

I nodded. "Well congratulations." She said happily a she hugged me. After our hug, she took the beer back and got up, off to find Eric.

Steven then came back with water. "Thanks, man." I told him. He nodded and put an arm around my chair. "Are you happy?" I questioned him.

"How could I not be? I got my burnout, our friends. Everything's chill." He replied. I smiled at that. "I guess in the span of almost a year I made you not a pissed off hard ass." I told him.

He nodded. "Your good for it." I nodded in agreement. At the end of the night, people were drunk, tired, bored.

Steven and I went home to pack. Yeah we were going on a honeymoon, even though we weren't rich, definitely was not that of a high-end fancy place. And I was fine that.

After we got everything together we put it into Steven's El Camino, which was so graciously given to Steven for free by our favorite stoner, Leo.

We then started our drive. It was one we've taken before, but we had Kelso, Eric, Leo, and Fez with us last time.

Canada.

When we got there, it wasn't like last time. We actually got an okay-ish hotel and we're not hassled by the Canadian police.

"You've been weird, man." Steven said after we got settled into the hotel room. "What, in what way have I been weird?" I questioned him. "Not drinking, not smoking, no joining the circle, not doing burnout stuff. That doesn't sound like the Janie I know." Steven said.

Should I tell him now? I mean I can't keep it from him, and I don't want to keep it from him. "Steven." I breathed out, wondering what my next words were going to be. "What is it?" He questioned me again.

"I...you remember that one time we were in the circle and one of the guys asked what our kids were gonna look like if we had them?" I questioned. He nodded slowly with furrowed eyebrows.

"Well...we may or may not be able to test that theory." I said, instinctively putting a hand to my stomach. His eyes went wide. "Holy crap." He said. I nodded. "Are we okay with this? I mean are you okay with this?" I questioned him.

He got up and walked over to me. "Yeah. I don't plan on ending up like Bud. I'm gunna be here and I'm gunna stay here for this little burnout." He told me.

I looked into his eyes and I could tell what he said was genuine.

He hugged me. My life, Steven and I's life, well Steven and I's, and Little Burnout's life, pretty much was filled with a whole lotta love even if we haven't met the little ass-kicker yet, I knew for a fact it was always gunna be like that.

The 70's, what a time to be alive. Especially for a group of friends who spend their free time getting high in their friend's basement. Janie Hyde, Eric Forman's little sister. Steven Hyde, the gangs best friend, Janie's forever crush, and now Husband.

After a year of craziness, love, highness, fun, laughter, tears. Janie and Hyde get married, now expecting their own Little Burnout.

And it all started when Hyde learned Janie's secret, realizing he felt the same. This was all for the better, and Janie and Steven feel like this is a trip that just shouldn't end.

Cause they're STEVEN+JANIE

Cause they're Hyde and Little Forman

The End