EXO Imagines and One-Shots

Crazy Randomness Update (Again~^^)

A/N:

Because Author-ssi still can't update yet ('cause I'm still recovering from flu, my brain can't think properly — instead it keeps on thinking that I'm PREGN— *slapped*), I'll just post this crazy randomness.

Sheeesh... WHO THE BLOODY HELL SLAPPED ME!? *tears forming* You're so meanie~ ㅠ.ㅠ

Okay, moving on now~

(PS: You may/may not read this one. Author-ssi's posting this one just to release the craziness stuffs playing in my head :3 Just don't my mind me, chingus~)

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- AUTHOR-SSI'S ROLLING IN THE BED -

Me: Geez.. I hate this feeling... *sniff sniff*

- SILENCE, KEEPS ON ROLLING -

Me: I'm bored~ *sniff sniff* Me wants to update my fic~ Me wants to read fics~ Me wants to—

- PHONE RINGING -

Me: *without looking at the screen* Hello? *sniff sniff*

??: Ohh.. they're so right! You're really sick, Yanni-ah. You okay now?

Me: *confused* Who's this? *sniff sniff*

??: *giggling* Geez... Have you forgotten about me, huh, Yanni-ah?

- SILENCE -

??: Ahhh... Yanni?

Me: Amm.. Yes for you question. Now, tell me your name.

??: Park Chanyeol

- ANOTHER SILENCE -

Chanyeol: Yanni? Are you still there?

Me: H-Huh? Sheeesh... Why can't I recognize your freakin' deep voice!?

Chanyeol: Don't worry 'bout it, Yanni-ah. I'm not mad at you, okay. *chuckles*

Me: I'm sorry, Chanyeollie~

Chanyeol: *giggling* Oh! By the way, are you okay now? Are you feeling better?

Me: *sniff sniff* Still not okay here~

Chanyeol: Ohh..

Me: Uh-huh.. *sniff sniff*

- ANOTHER SILENCE -

Baekhyun: YAH, PARK DO-BI! WE NEED TO GO NOW!

D.O: Hurry up, arasseo?

Chanyeol: Amm.. Yanni-ah, I'm hanging up..

Me: O-Okay.. *sniff sniff*

Chanyeol: Eat properly, take your meds, and rest well. Get well soon..

Me: Thanks, Yeol~

- SILENCE -

Me: *pouts* Geez.. another silent moment with me, myself and I... *sniff sniff*

- PHONE VIBRATES -

Me: *looks at the phone* Who's this?

- OPENS MESSAGE NOTIFICATION -

From: Shintaro~ ♡

Message:
    
     I'm coming over nanodayo.

Me: Good golly! Shin-chan's caring—

- PHONE VIBRATES AGAIN -

From: Shintaro~ ♡

Message:

     Not that I'm concerned with an idiot like you nanodayo! It's just.. JUST DON'T MIND IT NANODAYO!! AND DON'T TRY TO LAUGH BECAUSE OF IT NODAYO!!

Me: He's on tsundere mode again while just sending me message.. Sheesh... *sniff sniff*

~ AFTER HOW MANY MINUTES ~

- DOOR BELLS -

Me: I'M COMING! *whispers* Geez...

- WALKING TOWARDS THE DOOR -

Me: *shock* S-Shintaro... *sniff*

Midorima: Wh—T-The d-door is o-o-open nanodayo, t-that's w-why.

Me: *sniff sniff* Ohhh... ?

Midorima: *pushes glasses up* AND IT'S VERY DANGEROUS NANODAYO! WHAT IF SOMEBODY WILL ENTER YOUR HOUSE, WILL HURT YOU OR EVEN — !?

Me: *smiles*

Midorima: *blushes* I-I'M N-NOT C-CARING F-FOR Y-Y-YOU N-NANODAYO!

Me: Tsun Tsun~ *sniff sniff*

Midorima: *touches my forehead* Sheeshh... It's been 3 days already. Still not feeling better nanodayo?

Me: *shakes head* *sniff sniff*

Midorima: Geez... I told you to take meds and —

- DOOR OPENS -

Kise: YANNICCHI~!!! *runs towards me*

Takao: Geez, Shin-chan! I told you to wait for us!

Aomine: He's turning into a Yanni-crazy dude, just like that idiot over there. *pointing to Kise*

Midorima: *pushes glasses up* I'm not nanodayo. *grabs Kise on his collar* DON'T GO NEAR HER, KISE, NANODAYO!!

Me: Sheeshh... *sniff sniff*

- AUTHOR-SSI WALKS TOWARDS MY ROOM -

Takao: Where are you going, Yanni-chan? *runs towards me*

Me: I'm going back to my room, Tak-kun.. *sniff sniff*

Takao: I'll help you~

Me: T-Thanks.. *sniff*

Takao: *smirks* SHIN-CHAN~ I'M GOING INSIDE YANNI'S ROOM! SHE SAID SHE NEED MY HELP!!

Midorima:TAKAO!! GET AWAY FROM HER NANODAYO!! *runs towards our direction*

Kise: YANNICCHI~!! ㅠ.ㅠ

Aomine: Geez.. the Yanni-crazy dudes is going crazy.

Me: AHOMINE! HELP ME! *sniff sniff*

Aomine: Let me join your club, Yanni!
Me: WHAT CLUB!?

Aomine: THE YANNI-CRAZ—

Midorima: SHUT UP NANODAYO! *slapped Kise, Takao, Aomine*

Me: My head hurts nodayo~ *sniff sniff*

Midorima: Let's go to your room now, Yanni...

Me: Okay... *sniff sniff*

- WENT INSIDE YOUR ROOM -

- DOOR SLAMS -

Kise: YANNICCHI~!  ㅠ.ㅠ

Takao: Geez..

Aomine: Tch!

- END -

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A/N:

I'm still not feeling well right now, chingus~ ㅠ.ㅠ

And I'm alone right at this moment. No one's caring for me... >3<

Okay, I'm going to rest now..

PS: @Ishipando19 (Sorry, can't tag you~) Thanks again, chingu ^^

~ ☆ YANNI LEE ☆ ~