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Just a lot of random shit including countries, states, provinces, etc. Requests are currently closed (but will be opened again later on). Contains cussing. Best rank :D: #1 in countryhumansoneshots Cover credits to: https://www.reddit.com/r/CountryH...

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Darwin Award Winner (shitpost)

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by written-by-an-idiot

by written-by-an-idiot

*3rd POV*

"So... why did you drag me out here? On a Sunday..."

"Just wait."

"Ame, not a single fucking thing is happening. What is going on?"

"I SAID WAIT, CANADA. WAIT."

*crickets*

"So interesting..."

*crickets intensifies*

"So.... now-"

"Shut up."

*crickets suddenly stop*

"Uh.."

"There she is!"

What was she, you may be asking my dear reader.

She was a wendigo.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

"Isn't she glorious? Minnesota did something stupid and now there are Wendigos everywhere. Wanted to show you."

"AMERICA, IT'S GONNA KILL US!"

"Pfft, no it won't. Will you Bessie, will you? See? Ain't even dangero-"

America got gobbled up. Canada screamed like a girl. America won the Darwin Award.
The End.

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I had a random thought and wanted to immortalize it
Now we have this

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