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All Because of a Cake (Alaska x Yukon) (smut)

Warning- This contains smut and underrated states/provinces
You've been warned 🫵

*Yukon POV*

I walked slowly along the icy rimmed sidewalk to Alaska's house. His birthday had taken place a few months ago already, but I wasn't able to make it, so I was bringing him cake today. Hopefully he wouldn't be too mad at me showing up without telling him. He was usually pretty chill, so I wasn't terribly worried. Still, a little part of me was screaming not to go to his house, that it was a bad time. Eh, he's probably just doing state work or something.

Holding the cake in one hand, I looked down at my phone to see if I truly had gone to the right address. Surprisingly, it was right, but the house looked much different than the last time I'd been here. The plants were all dead and it looked like some of the paint was peeling off, like it hadn't been cared for in ages. Oh shit. Is Alaska okay?

I slowly walked up to the door and hesitantly knocked, holding my breath that he'd appear okay. 

"Heyyyy buddy~" he slurred. He was quite obviously drunk, probably quite a few drinks in, and seemed like he'd just rolled out of bed.
"Uh, hi.. You good?"
"Per- *hic* Perfectly finee, goldy."

He used to call me goldy during the Gold Rush, but hasn't since then. Though that wasn't my main concern at the moment. I was more concerned about what the fuck Alaska was drinking.

"So, uh, wanna tell me what happened to you?" I asked once I sat on his couch, putting the cake off to the side.
He started to crawl over to me, his eyes filled with want and lust.
"Al? What are you-"

Alaska started trailing kisses down my neck, trying to find the sensitive spot. I jumped up a little when he kissed near my collarbone, as it gave me chills all throughout my body. He must've noticed and started to suck on the spot, making a large hickey.

He finally drew back to look at the large red and purple spot on my lower neck. I looked down at him and could see his boner almost poking out of his sweatpants. He looked at me to see if I was good with going further and I nodded, realizing I had a boner now too.

Al picked me up and brought me to his bedroom, setting me down gently as he started to take off his clothes. I jumped towards him and started kissing him, while also taking off his clothes for him. He returned the kiss and gently slid my clothes off, tossing them on the nearby desk chair.

Once we were both naked, I cupped his member in my hand and started to slowly jerk him off.
"Goldy... stop teasing~" he moaned out.
"Oh, but it takes the fun out of everything~"

I slid my tongue up and down the side of his dick, watching him intently as I did so. The way his body shook when I licked him just right, the way he looked at me, lust covering his eyes... it was too hard to look away from such a sight.

I figured he'd had enough teasing, so I quickly deepthroated his whole member, making him gasp in surprise. I silently thanked the heavens for letting me not be born with a gag reflex, and started to go up and down very quickly.

His member started to twitch in my mouth, and I knew that meant he was about to cum.
"Ahhh, goldy, I'm about to-"
Right before he came, I quickly took my mouth off of it, not letting him fully come.

"That was rude."
"Al, I wanna make sure every inch of cum goes into me~"

He got the hint, and started to lay me on my back, towering over me. He put three fingers in my mouth so that I could wet them and use it as lube. I did my best to cover them with as much spit as I possibly could before he took them out.

Alaska slowly put one finger in my arse, and was about to put another in before my moans of pain stopped him. He leaned over to me and littered my neck with small kisses as he slowly put the other fingers in. The pain slowly turned to pleasure as he swirled them inside me.

"Should be good enough," I heard him say.
He looked down at my hole, and looked back at me, before shoving his whole member inside me. It felt absolutely awful, like I was being split apart. His dick size was about 5x his fingers, so there was no way of being prepared enough.

"Sorry, sorry," he said after seeing tears roll down my face. "I didn't wanna make you hurt for a whileee so instead I went quick, y'know? Tell me when to move."

After about a minute, it didn't feel nearly as terrible, so I hesitantly nodded at him to start moving. He started out slow first, but once he hit a spot that made spasms go throughout my legs, I quickly told him to speed up.

"AhhH! Al~ Right there!~" I screamed as he repeatedly hit the spot. 
The feeling sent chills throughout my body, and I could feel a knot start to form in my abdomen.

His groans as he shoved his whole weight into me made him look even hotter then he already was. I could feel the knot growing in my stomach, along with his dick starting to twitch again.

"Yuke- I'm about to-"
As he started to say that, the knot in my stomach broke, releasing tremendous feelings of pleasure throughout my body. There was so much cum and in a very thick quantity too. I could feel my hole fill up with the warm liquid too, spilling out because there was so much.

We both panted for a minute, before he pulled out and stared at the liquid dripping out of my hole. He almost looked impressed with himself.

He laid next to me for a minute, before taking my face with one hand and gently kissing me. Since he was so much closer, I could fully see his face for the first time. His face was littered with faint freckles as falling beads of sweat covered them. Oh my god, he looked so hot.

He also looked like he was about to fall asleep.

"Oy," he said in a tired and still panting voice. "No homo right?"
I winked at him and said, "No homo."

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Bruh I already know what y'all are gonna be thinking:
"Dee! Didn't you just post a message about going on hiatus???"

Indeed I did but this was almost done when I posted it so fuck the rules (summer of 24, I went on a vacation sooo that's why this is here lol)

Anyway, very sorry for the wait on this one! I've finally finished school (yay!) but now I've gotta be in the car for 16 hours (boooo)

Thank you @Kinario_Official for the request, and once again, very sorry about the wait!

See y'all around!

farewell~
-written-by-an-idiot

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