Entropy [Yandere! Hazbin Hotel x GN! reader

二

["THIS PLACE IS NOT MINE."]

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    So, there you were. Walking alongside all the other sinners of hell. It was quite an interesting notion, that you of all people, were deemed unworthy of being entrusted to become a better person.

     But you guessed it was because you were an overlord. Overlord's can't get better, no less cannibalistic ones, right?

    You found yourself in the Pride ring, the ring that Lucifer himself rules over the most. Or rather, lives in. Everything had gone to ruin, another shitty day in hell.

    "I'm alive...I'M ALIVE!" Squish.

     An amused smirk tugged at your lips as you watched another sinner fall to hell, only to immediately die at the hands of a limousine. You snickered a little and watched the said vehicle. 

    You weren't really expecting anyone important, no less, one of your coworker's...employees to walk out of that vehicle. "Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff."

     "Yeah, yeah, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear me. I can't let it get out I'm handing my services out to rando's on the street. It was a quick cash grab, ya got it?" He finger gunned towards the driver.

     "Pffft, whatever you say, slut!" He cackled.

     "Ouch! Ooo...what an insult! Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the misses I say hi. Snoockums." He kissed the disgusting demon's cheek. 

    The demon in question grumbled to itself before driving off to god knows where, not before crashing the car on the way and possibly dying.

     Good riddance.

     You rolled your eyes and continued your way down the street, deciding that it would be best to get yourself a visit to the talor on your way back to Rosie's. You have to make sure you aren't turning into a slob, what would the papers say?

      BOOM!

     A demon nearly killed you with debris. Your eyes narrowed as you looked over to what would've been the cause. 

    Hm.

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     A snake demon was on the verge of killing one of his many henchman. What for? Most likely entertainment. "And everybody will know the name of Sir-"

    "EDGELORD!" 

      The snake demon was extremely pissed, "What did you say? Spit it out, you fried chicken fetus! Speak up!" 

     The eggs looked uneasy, "That wasn't us mister boss man..." 

    At that moment, a bomb fell through one of the machines grandest yellow windows. Everyone's eyes darted towards it. But they were too late, as it had already blown to smithereens.

     "You lookin' for a fight? Old man...?" A cyclops with a bunch of bombs made her way to the front of ship, wherever there wasn't smoke or fire.

     "Why don't you get your tinker-toy bullshit off my territory, before I smash it!" A piece of the ship fell behind her. "More..."

      "Oh?! You wanna go, Missy? Well I'm happy to oblige!"