The Derp Games

Chapter 6

Peewee walks around the corner and I punch him right in the face.

"OH HEELLLLLL NO," I say.

"What? It's true. I do like you! Why are you mad?" asks Peewee.

"Because I can't date yet!" I scream at him.

I feel bad yelling at poor little Peewee, but it is the truth. What am I going to do about Garth? I still like him too, but he's more of a brother. I guess he wouldn't mind if I went out with Peewee in the future instead of him.

Hammy walks up to me,

"Great job Dogpiss!" he gives me a high five. He looks a Peewee," Eh. You could've done better."

Peewee lowers his head.

"You should probably get some sleep. The Derp Games start tomorrow," says Hammy.

"Yeah better give President Snowman a good show," Ellie walks up to us.

President Snowman. That guy...where do I even begin? He's pure evil. A complete mastermind. He's the man behind these games. I guess he's kind of a drama queen though. He went through all of this trouble to create The Derp Games, and all that the Districts did was make fun of his name! But come on, who wouldn't make fun of a name like Snowman?!

"Goodnight!" I say. I turn around and go to my room to fall asleep.

Hours pass, and I still CANNOT fall asleep. I get up and walk to a window, where I see Peewee already standing.

"What are you doing here?" I ask.

He turns around to reveal his interview makeup running down his face.

"Eww," I back away.

"Oh my god! Dogpiss! What are you doing here!" Peewee yells, while trying to rub the makeup off of his cheeks.

"I can't sleep. How do they expect us to sleep when we have to do the Derp Games tomorrow?" I say.

"I slept for a bit, but I had nightmares so I had to get up."

I roll my eyes.

"I should probably head back to my room and try to get some sleep," I say.

"Wait, don't leave!!!" Peewee yells.

He gets up and walks over to me. I start to back away, and he kisses me!!!!! Right on the cheek!!! My mom is going to be so pissed off when I tell her about this.

"What are you doing?!" I smack him.

"I just thought that, this might be the last time I'll be able to talk to you. If I lose a round tomorrow, I have to be publicly humiliated!" he says.

Well that gave me something to think about. And Peewee is pretty dang hot. Maybe if I pretend to like him back, we will get sponsers and win the heck out of these games! Its a win-win situation!

I walk closer to Peewee,

"Oh, I guess that makes sense," I say, while twirling a strand of hair.

Peewee blushes. YES, its working!!

"Goodnight," I say.

"Goodnight," he says, still blushing.

I kiss him on the cheek and turn around to go to my room. I'm feeling pretty confident in this strategy! I lay down in bed and fall asleep.