The Derp Games

Chapter 10

I'm matched up to arm wrestle with the girl from District one, Shiny. She watches as I approach her and rolls her eyes,

"Please. This is who I'm up against? I'd rather go against a bunny."

Funny, I've killed a bunny before.

(By accident of course. You know I only hunt berries)

I sit down in my chair and look to my right. Peewee is up against RatFace! She looks insane. Her buckteeth pop down from her upper lip, and her hair looks like a rat's nest ( see what I did there? ).

He gives me a worried look, probably scared he's going to get rabies or something. I give him a thumbs up. I know he can do this.

"The second segment of the Strength round is about to begin! Everyone find your seats!" says Claudia. Everyone finds their seats and she suddenly makes eye contact with me and winks,"Ready.."

I grasp hands with Shiny and look intensely into her eyes.

"Set..."

My grip tightens and I place my elbow down on the table.

"Go!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly I feel an extreme amount of pressure on my hand. Wow, Shiny is stronger than she looks! I fight her back with my extraordinary berry-hunting strength. After struggling against her for a while, her hand finally smacks down on the table.

I did it! I beat her! I get to move on to the final segment of the Strength round!

"That's what you get for bad-talking squirrels," I say and I fold my arms over my chest," Don't brag, if you can't beat a berry-hunter." #swerve

She breaks down and starts crying into her hands.

"Please, I'd rather go against a bunny!" I say, mocking her.

"Alright I think you've done enough," Peewee places his hand on my shoulder.

I turn around and hug him,

"Er mah gah, Peewee! Did you win?"

"Yes, by default. It turns out the other girl was using steroids to try and beat me. She was disqualified," he says.

"Oh, stupid Ratface," I say.

"Ratface?" asks Peewee.

I blush,

"Oh, yeah. I thought she kind of looked like a rat, so I nicknamed her Ratface."

"So I'm NOT the only one who thought she looked like a rat!? Thank the lord!" He gives me a high five.

"Well I should probably go get ready for the next round," I smile.

"See you later Dogpiss," he winks.

I blush and turn around. D*mn you feelings!!!!! I didn't want to 'like' Peewee! It just...happened!

I walk over to my seat, once again, where I find a new opponent seated in front of me....

Its the boy from District one, Marty.