me and him (atsushi x dazai)

chapter 23 wtf is that

NO ATSUSHI IN THIS

Ranpo pov

I found out we don't have school today, which means I get to stay home for today and not worry about school work. But I have to worry about milo breaking in my house because of a lady that broke in a few weeks ago and that weird boy from school

I know milo wants me safe but I am like 6 years older then him

Reminder ranpo is 19 now - that with 6 and tell me your work because you ain't safe when I start talking about math

And then milo breaks in again with a cat? It's a big cat and it's black mixed with brown with green eyes,

"Oop sowwy I found this cat in the pouring rain and I was heading to your house soooooo I brought it with me" he said

Now I have a wet cat and a wet person which both is bad and good at the same time if you think about it, but I went to the bathroom to get a towel for the both of them, but I did notice the smell of cigarettes when I got close to the bunny hopper

"You smell like cigarettes" I said

He just looked at me with the most craziest eyes.. He looked like he was going to murder me, halfway through the look, then he look me up and down

"Damn you ugly ass hell in that outfit"

He said dragging me off to my room and looking through my closet for clothes and things, he is like a wife that is trying to make her husband look nice for a party or a date and she is looking doll up as hell even though she is going to be drunk and making out with you

He finally found clothes for me and he threw them at me and left the room, thankfully, and then came back when I just took off my pants

"Small ahhh dick" he said, "why you looking?" I say

He kept staring at me

GUYS I'M NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IM JUST SAYING HE HAS A SMALL DIC-

then he left after two uncomfortable minutes of looking, I got the clothes on and it wasn't that bad, he was in the kitchen giving that cat a random treat he always has for some reason, it's kinda creepy how he sleeps through

It takes about a hour or two or three or something, until he gets bored and sleeps, which I get annoyed by because I'm getting my beauty sleep and he is rolling around

Don't we all stay up? Or is it just me???

He stays the night until morning and then leaves until Friday and see and takes care of me even though he doesn't have too, he acts like a wife and a mother or a father which is nice, just.. Even though he does this some people, it bugs me because you never know he could try to kill you in your sleep

That's the only thing that's scares me I never know if he is going to grab a pillow and cover my face and get on me and force the pillow and I stop moving

"What you thinking about?" He says as he walks up to me

He gave me a cookie and I eat it of course, but that dang cat is getting its fur all over my stuff, I wanted to throw it out the window, but I can't if I don't want to die tonight or now because mio is watching me and it's a rainy day so if he was he would put gloves on, clean up and put alcohol on me and throw my body out the window where no one looks and goes and the rain would wash half the water and go to the forest to the lake and throw me in their and makes sure I ain't found

I think I'm having those murder Thoughts about milo killing me again

He starts to smile weirdly and starts to scare me even more