Chapter 27 - mUAHHAHAHAHA 🍋

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I'm deadass silly and so are you! So we are both silly Billy's

Picking up where we left off
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Istg I'll jump someone, maybe dazai?, nah emo hoe, and I'll fuck dazai

And so I did, I called his number and waited for him to pick up and which it took like 5 minutes for him to pick up, jeez

Atsushi: ah hi dazai..

Dazai: hey-hey atsushi! Needddd someeethinggg

Atsushi: look I know this is out of the blue and everything but.. Would you like to have sex with me

Dazai: ohhhh is the atsushi really asking someone like me? To have a little bit of a heated night? Hmm don't you have a boyfriend?

Atsushi: you see aku texted me and was telling me that he saw Ross with a girl and they were kissing, and so I want to get a little revenge.

Dazai: mh I guess I can, you experience orrr

Atsushi: did it before with ranpo, what are you?

Dazai: I mean I gotta to give a blow job

Atsushi: good enough

As soon as that the call ended, sometimes it feels good and sometimes it doesn't. But other then that it's kinda been a while and I doubt that dazai will be top, soooo

Y'all ready? I had to look up what sex feels like for thid, because shiiittttt im a minor who is about to go to 8th grade and also the only things I know about is how to write and draw.

Once I heard the door had a little tap I when to open it, and it was Ross..

Atsushi- " ah ross nice to see you, I made you something

I put a blindfold around his eyes

Atsushi- " I want you too guess what I made to my love!

Ross- " aw, that sweet of you, oh after I'm done trying I want to tell you something

Atsushi- " okay!

I grab his hand as I take him to sit down and give him a cookie, and allowed him to eat it. So first his allergies will take place and then he'll be high. And then the poison.

Atsushi- " how does it taste my love!

Ross- " ...what did you put in this..?

I start to giggle as I watch him struggle to take the blindfold off, I super glued the knot, heh to death do us part is something I want to say, now I need to take where I'm going to hide his body, I'll probably ask Ranpo or Milo too help, Milo always talks about things and what not, and Ranpo knows how to do things.

Atsushi- hey! Ko can you go to your room

She nods and picks up the car before running off to her room to listen to music and not listen, she is the best

Well as Ross is dying it's best to already put it out of their misery like putting a dog to sleep. So I grab a knife and you know... Stab his head and watch as the blood comes out, now I need alcohol and thing that cannot show blood when a black light is near, alcohol because that removes hand prints and things, boy I need sait because that absorbs blood and gets rid of the smell

GUYS DO NOT ASK HOW AND WHY I KNOW THIS. IT'S JUST RESEARCH (not really)

Now.. I could have a friend drive me to the forest and I could cut the parts and put them in different spots and then I go back home and remove anything and make sure I hide the knife and then live a normal life!

Now I grab trash bags and cut different parts off of him and then put them in small or bag bags, and then donate his stuff to places! Now I got everything in bags, I made sure I used clear bags for the clothes and his belongs. I made sure I have gloves on before putting things in what

Okay.. Guys.. I am NOT a crazy person.. Anyway y'all liked the music?

Ah.. I feel like I fell in love again just with a dead person. And also I heard another knock and I went to open the door again and boom dazai was there, which is lovely<3

So.. You know what I had a thought about.. Fucking him on the kitchen counter! Next to the stove.

I am not one to make small talk and get to the point, so I guess I started to make out with him, putting my knee between his thighs, my hand on his hip and the other on his waist, mh tastes like a straw, like one of those straws you get to drink and then eat.

GUYS HOW TF THIS GO TO MURDER TO FUCKING?

Milo(aka Mexican clown) pov

I just got to atsushi apartment and I have big news to tell him that I still need to tell everyone I know. So when I was grabbing the key under a floor board and unlock the door, I was expecting atsushi dying on the floor like normally, but no I saw him fucking dazai on the kitchen counter

That poor counter... I feel bad for it lik3 seriously

Milo★- what in the 1769 slavery is happening here

Atsushi- fuck-

Milo★- why in Abraham Lincoln getting shot is you fucking.. Never mind, nice penis, and I'mma tell you in 8 hours, goodbye!

I close the door, but not before taking a picture and running off, down the staircase I go, I would probably broken my eyes if I did, but.. Then I realized something. I felt a pain, like a cramp, a period cramp.

Milo★- ughhhh FUCK

I FUCKIN hate when I get my period. It's the worstttttt, other then halfway getting shot by border patrol, I just HATE my period, like... I'm a male that gets periods. I'm trans

But.

I don't really get my periods to the point I forget I have periods, like I feel like I'm actually a guy instead of a boy that is trapped in a girls body. Hm

Milo★- well fuck, I guess I need to get home and see if this is a false alarm

GERRRRRR BAHAKWGA FUCKKKKKK, Y'ALL PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW IM TRANS BUT LAWD WHY DID EVE BITE THE APPLE GRRRWE FUCK THAT SHAKE

Anyways love you all, stay safe

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