me and him (atsushi x dazai)

chapter 30 FUVK YOU AND YO MAMA

Back from da dead my lovely stars

Atsushi pov

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This might be silly but, I was in a bath washing my hands and then someone knocked on the door and yelled 'I LOVE ATSUSHI' and left, like.. What the fuck? What in the dickbirth???

Anyways dazai banged his head into a door and somehow broke it and now his sister is missing from the face of the earth, even though she said she is leaving for a few days and so basically gone

And yea Chuya and aku got engaged somehow, who knows maybe dick birth is a real thing and one of them gives birth, who knows, all I know that dick is gonna be floppy and not sloppy. Anyways kyo is setting up literal murder machines in our apartment and is getting away with it, Ranpo is going crazy, and I dunno kunikida is scaring me with his strict time and does this man ever looks at the sky?

Milo is telling kids on how to get into people houses without a key or a lock pick, I'm going to have a mental breakdown, some fuck named nikolai is at my window watching me sleep, and some bitch named sigma has no memory, and random girls are going missing

And I don't know what the fuck is happening.

Everything has been weird, it's like I've been hit on the head or like becoming conscious as a 4 year old.

I feel like everyone in this story gets into chaos every single time milo writes a new chapter, I don't know why we are here it's confusing and milo won't stop taking to long to write and so we are just stuck on one line until he wants to write.

It's weird to know that I'm just a character in a fic that was just made for a ship that turned into chaotic fun. When the story comes to the end we just restart from the first chapter and then it loops, again and again.

It seems endless, we are literally just fake people in a wattpad story. Most people would call this forth wall breaking and it is, but still it's just a story.

If one of us dies we can just come back because it's up to the writer, plot twists after plot twist. It's annoying and not.

It's people that wants to read the book or fic, they are just looking for entertainment or some look into a fake world, it doesn't matter, all that does is how many people read this and others.

This book is just for chaotic and silly fun, nothing stays the same in each chapter, we will feel what the writer wants us to feel. Man or woman it doesn't matter we are made for entertainment.

Stay safe, love you.

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