? POV
________I finally found him! I finally found my brother..
Ranpo POV
_________Jeez I got that weird feeling in my blood, it feels like someone is looking at me or found me, it feels weird, like very weird and I don't like that
I mean I am in a dark alleyway and someone must be watching me or something, at long if it's not Poe I'm safe because with his weird ass raccoon thing.. I don't even know what it's called, but then again if it was Poe it would be fine,
Edgar kinda scares me because he did once liked his cousin, which makes it a bit weird like a pedophile likes a 12 year old girl, pedophiles need to kill their selves
Anyways, the only reason why I am in a alleyway is because I heard there was a candy shop in the second street light next to the old coffee shop where goths used to hang around and still do. Goths are hot, like literally, not the stereotypes, like a actual goths is hot because if you think about it goths are pretty chill people
Anyways Milo got glitter all over my house and some how the cat also rolled in the glitter and then jump on my bed and started making biscuits when I was asleep, Milo keeps getting into my house even though I changed the locks and keep my door closed and he doesn't have a key. I feel like he gets in through the window
Eh either way, I need to start locking my windows and my bedroom door because I think the cat is planning to kill me, the soulless eyes that it has don't make it better, every scary I don't like how Milo just brought it in and just gave it to me to take care of and just say, 'well you aren't good with children so this is the next best thing.' Like..
Ughhhhhhhh my body hurts I wanna get to da candy shop and get candy
Look what I found when looking at official art, so sigma!
I can't lie, if being a bad bitch was a job I would be rich, I am so good at a lot of things and so I am a bad bitch if that makes sense, and I will slay until the delay<3
Anyways I might get jumped by random people who call themselves who knows what, but I am at the candy shop so I'm happy.
As soon as I opened the door I had a bad feeling about this. Like someone is near me and is probably gonna stab me and rib me of anything I have, and fuck I forgot my phone at my house and also I have my keys in my hair
I have messes hair and so things can get stuck in there, and today I put my keys in my hair and I might get a bald patch in my hair, AND I AM NOT DYING WITH A BALD EAGLE HEAD
Anyways as I turn so slowly as someone getting fuck in roblox, here is a strawberry icebox cake recipe!
Step 1
In a medium bowl, throw in 3 cups of heavy cream, confectioners’ sugar, almond extract, and vanilla bean paste. Take a stand or handheld mixer with a whisk attachment and whip it up on medium-high for about 4 minutes until stiff peaks form. Now, we get a velvety frosting!
(Note: Remember to beat the heavy cream when cold since its dense texture will whip up more easily and fluffier.)
Step 2Grab a 13×9-inch pan and spread a super thin frosting layer at the bottom, about 2 tablespoons. This helps bind the graham crackers together and prevent them from swinging around. But don’t grease the pan; you won’t want any oil to mess with the creamy whipped cream.
Now, arrange about 7 crackers on that frosting layer; you can break the full sheet into smaller pieces to fill the pan evenly.
It’s whipped cream’s turn! Dollop 2 cups of the frosting generously and evenly on the graham cracker layer. Next, dress it with a layer of sliced strawberries, followed by a layer of 7 crackers sheets, then 2 cups of frosting, the blueberries, and another cracker layer. Finally, finish off with a nice touch of whipped cream on top.Step 3
Cover the pan with plastic wrap or aluminum foil and stack it in the fridge for 3 to 48 hours. This is when the magic happens! The longer it chills out in the fridge, the softer and more cake-like the graham crackers become. And boom! You get a refreshing, cool, and soft cake that melts in your mouth.
I know so preppy! Anyways as soon as I turn around the person is knocked the fuck out and turns out it's a girl and Milo is standing over the body, and he is holding a bottle of glitter glue like a boy Scout standing with his first fish he caught after 6282 times of trying
Milo★: hallo, I was being Batman sitting up on a roof and saw you and this girl coming up behind you and so, I threw my glitter glue while you were turning so slowly like a person in robloc
Ranpo: what in the powder donut.
Milo★: it's actually what the fuck!
Ranpo: ok then glitter clown..
Milo★: aww you noticed! I got my application for clown university!
Ranpo: oh
Milo can be confusing at times and also his daughter but still
AND THAT'S IT FOR NOW.
LOVE YOU SO MUCH SO I'LL FUNNING SEE YOU WHEN THE NEXT ONE MY LITTLE STARS I LOVE SO MUCH
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me and him (atsushi x dazai)
أدب الهواةCover art by : iyaki_09 This is a chaotic and confusing story you will ever read and I mean EVER