me and him (atsushi x dazai)

chapter 31 bro got adopted??? (joke chapter)

°•Atsushi•°
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Some random person adopted me somehow, I don't even know how, I literally ran away but I guess running away doesn't get rid of the fact you can get adopted..

Eh, I don't even know how this person got my name or anything, nor did I know the orphanage still had my flies or whatever they use.. God, what the fuck is happening in this chapter.

Well I have no idea, you should ask milo-

Shut the fuck up, I don't wanna hear it furry ahh hoe

Nevermind, let's not ask milo, he seems like he's in a bad mood, so now let's just get into today's chaos!

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Goofy Mexican kid here!! (Milo POV :3)

Ah, just woke up from a deep sleep, I wonder what kind of chaos I will get into today! I wanna scare Ranpo and then look around a park just to scream and make kids cry.

I soon get on my laptop and look up the daily murder ideas and then soon looking up glitter bombs and pipe bombs because I'm so silly >_<

I look at my MySpace and look at any messages or any new thing, and I see a message from my bby sigma! But he doesn't know that yet, I just tell people I'm dating him so they will back off. You know, just normal things to do for a teenager! :3

Other then the chaos, intrusive thoughts, and anxiety I'm a pretty chill person when you get to know me, I just have some problems but other then that I'm one of the kind, and you'll never get rid of me, especially when I say "I love you!"

You'll be in some deep water when I say it, because it'll be more hard to get rid of me >_<

Maybe I'm a little obsessive with a lot of things, but that's what makes me, well me? I am made out of stardust and moondust, and like 99% of chaos because that's what I am. The embodiment of chaos

Fuck anyone who says other wise! They're just jealous.

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(Atsushi POV)

I feel like I've been grabbed by my waist by a character ai person, and then fucked to bits of pieces, wtf.

LMAOAOAOAOAOAOA THE END OF THE CHAPTER, IT WAS JUST A LITTLE SILLY SHORT CHAPTER :3

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