Super Smash Bros Ultimate: A Sword's Tale (OCSI x SSBU)

I Have a Car

I stared blankly at the sword in my hand before staring ahead at the four people ganging up on what was essentially a pair of bipedal Llama.

Some Spirit that was corrupted by Galeem, apparently if we beat them up it should free them from his control.

Luckily all four of these weirdo's can fight, Meanwhile... What the hell am I supposed to do? Stand here and cheer for them?

I'm not a fighter, even if that asshole Sheik keeps referring to me as Swordfighter.

The word he's looking for is Swordsman, or Swordster if you want to be fancy. Basically, nobody uses the word "Swordfighter"

It's Swordsman or Swordswoman if you're talking about "Person with Sword", Swordster or Swordstress if you're using some fantasy definition, but nobody uses Swordfighter.

"What am I even doing here?" I sigh to myself as I swing my sword a couple of times before cringing as I begin to think of how stupid I must look.

But then again, this entire situation is stupid.

"The Multiverse is real, and for some reason I'm here to stop Anti-Satan from turning the world into Heaven or someshit," I say to myself, continuing to swing my blade like some sort of nerd who saw Lord of the Rings once as a kid and decided he wanted to be like Aragorn when he grew up.

I ignore the bright flash of light that symbolized the team's victory against the Spirits, the dark aura that surrounded them disappearing as they turned into white orbs and floated in the air.

Don't ask me how it works, Even the team can't explain it.

"You know you could have helped us," Sheik says as he walks my way.

"I don't know, Seems like you guys had it in the bag," I ignore the Ninja and look at the three other people here.

"Even so, You could have at least tried," Sheik said, arms on his hips as he condescendingly looked down at me. Fuck you asshole, You're not taller than me!

"Maybe," I shrugged my shoulders and looked away from him, "But then again, I don't know how to fight, so... I dunno..." I shrug once more before turning away from Sheik.

"So... Do you guys even have a plan on how to beat Gollum?" I ask Mario as I start to dig through a nearby grocery bag filled with foodstuffs that I took from an empty convenience store, pulling out a bottle of water and tossing it to the three members of the group who aren't Sheik.

"Not really... First, we need-a to free everybody else who got corrupted after Galeem attacked," Mario said before grabbing the bottle of water from Kirby and taking a sip, "Once we have enough of our friends back, we'll give Galeem the good old one-two." Mario shadowboxed as he said that last part before he did a jumping uppercut while yelling "Waha!"

"So your plan to defeat Gortash is to get a bunch of people and then just beat him up? What, Do we just get onto a bus and get off at his place, break into his house and start jumping him? Didn't that plan kind of fail or something last time you used it?" I raise an eyebrow at the group.

"Poyo." Kirby said with a smile, and I simply nodded at the little guy as if I understood anything he said.

"@$#$@///))(((*??<" Agent 4 added, and I couldn't help but shake my head at that plan.

"He's a God or something, you can't just defeat a God by beating him up."

"//>></?//???" Agent 4 snapped her fingers with a smile, telling me 'My plan is good and you're just too embarrassed to admit it'