Alcohol Spills [BYAKUYA TOGAMI X READER]

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[A/N]- So as stated in the Read Before Reading Chapter, I don't want to retell the story too much however, when we get to the gym and meet Monokuma, I will be using the transcript because I want to get the start of the story over with. It's not like anything new and interesting will be happening when the characters are being introduced to everything yknow. I also won't be saying the name of who said each piece of text (that's from the transcript) since again, it's not important. I promise this story will get more interesting.

"Makoto! Your tardiness is unacceptable! Surely you were aware the meeting was to start at 8 a.m. sharp! To be late on your first day is unspeakable! I must report you, and you must accept your due punishment!"

Ha! Imagine not getting a good morning from the shouty man, boring boy. 

As I predicted, Makoto's appearance resulted in an eruption of questions posed. How did we get here? Is this everyone? Why did we wake up from the classroom? Lame shit like that. Just shut up so I can get to know the grumpy blonde hotty.

Finally, introductions resume and now Makoto joins in.

I go up to the blonde guy.

"Hi th-"

"The name's Byakuya Togami." he interrupts, his arms folded over his chest.

I look at him with a sort of frown. Bruh. You just had to interrupt.

"And your ultimate is...?" I continue

He scoffs.

"Do you not know who I am?" he responds sharply.

I shake my head while blowing my cheeks out.

"Tch, I am the heir to the massive Togami Conglomerate, ergo, Ultimate Affluent Progeny."

"Interesting" I reply jokingly and sarcastically.

"Well I am [Y/N] [L/N], the Ultimate Bartender," I say proudly.

"Bartender? Aren't you underage?" he enquires.

"That's beside the point!" I snap back.

"So... what..? You're the best at pouring liquid from one glass to another? What a poor man's talent." he retorts.

I flip him off with a frown on my face as I leave to go speak to literally anyone else. As I turn around I walk right into... Makoto was it?

"Oh I'm so sorry! Are you alright miss?" he exclaims.

"Ugh watch where you're going" I retort. 

I hear a little snort from the direction I was coming from. 

"Sorry... again. I'm Makoto Naegi, the Ultimate Lucky Student."

"So you're as boring as you look, good to know" I respond.

"Hey! I do have feelings y'know!"

"Whatever, I'm [Y/N] [L/N], Ultimate Bartender. Don't expect us to be friends."

The boy's face dulls and he walks away. Then all of a sudden another student appears right beside me which have me a fright.

"Hello miss! I am Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Ultimate Moral compass!  I believe in bold simplicity! Let's work together on our educational crusade!"

Oh its the shouty man. Ultimate Moral Compass? So basically the Ultimate teacher's pet. This explains a lot.

I introduce myself yada-yada, you know the drill.

A few more introductions take place and then-

ding dong bing bong

" Ahem! Ahem! Testing, testing! Mike check, one two! This is a test of the school broadcast system! Am I on? Can everyone hear me? Okay, well then...!" said a shadowy figure that was displayed on the TV.

The voice was awfully strange. It didn't sound like a regular adult's. Almost like a children's TV presenter. 

"Ahh, to all incoming students! I would like to begin the entrance ceremony at...right now! Please make your way to the gymnasium at your earliest convenience. ...That's all. I'll be waiting!"

After the students stir at this mysterious broadcast, we all eventually stand before the stage in the gym. We were all stood kinda spaced out but I tried my best to stay close to the more... competant of students. 

"Oh. It really does look like an entrance ceremony..." points out Boring Boy

"Yeah, no shit. Thanks for pointing it out." I retort.

Just before an argument was about to erupt a voice that's coming from the stage interrupts us.

" Hey there, howdy, hello! Is everyone here? Good! Then let's get things rolling!"

A black and white bear pops up from behind the stage and sits on the lectern. It had a strangely shaped red eye and a toothy smile on the black side. How bizarre. What is a teddy bear doing here? Is this some sort of joke?

" Huh? A teddy bear?"

"I'm not a teddy bear! I...am...Monokuma! And I am this school's headmaster!"

Headmaster? Now this is hilarious. Was the figure on the broadcast this bear? The voices are just as patronizing as each other, it's gotta be.

"Nice to meet you all!" 

" Wh--? Waaaaaah! That teddy bear can talk!"

This Discord Mod looking ahh stinker is such a whiny baby jeez. Have you never seen a talking teddy before? 

" I told you already, I'm not a teddy bear... I'm Monokuma! And I'm your headmaster!"

"Waaaaah! It moved!"

Shut up.

The bear starts blabbing on about some random things and getting offended by stupid remarks. Mentioned something about being a robot more powerful than NASA's technology itself, which i severely doubt.

"Now then, let us commence with a most noteworthy and memorable entrance ceremony! First, let's talk a bit about what your school life here will be like. Now, ah, make no mistake--you few students, so full of potential, represent the hope of the world. And to protect such splendid hope.....you will all live a communal life together solely within the confines of this school. Everyone will live in harmony together, and adhere to the rules and regulations of the school."

Sorry, what?