*I swapped out the Ice Age characters with Branch and his brothers*
John Dory = Diego
Branch = Sid
Manny = Bruce
Baby = cuddle pup
* This scene will be where they try to return the baby to his 'herd' and meet Diego*
Branch: Uh, Bruce, aren't you forgetting something?
Bruce: No.
Branch: You can't leave it here. Look tracks! They lead up that mountain. We should return it.
Bruce: There's no we. There never was a we. In fact, without me, there wouldn't be a you.
Branch: Just up the hill?
Bruce: (gets in his face) Listen close. I'm. Not. Going.
Branch: Fine, be a jerk! I'll do it myself.
Bruce: You can't even take care of yourself. This'll be good.
After a few attempts, Branch is halfway up when he feels the cuddle pup slip from his grasp.
Branch: Bruce!
The cuddle pup falls, and just as Bruce is about to catch it, another grabs it first. It was John Dory. Their oldest brother. Without John Dory looking, Bruce takes the cuddle pup and pushes John Dory away.
JD: Uhm, that fuzzy thing is mine.
Branch: Actually, it belongs to us. (falls down the hill) Oof! Ow.
JD: Us? Seriously?
Bruce: There is no us!
JD: Cool. So if you'd just give me what belongs to me, I'll be outta your hair. (grabs cuddle pup)
Bruce: (grabs the pup from JD) Let me guess you're doing this outta the goodness of your heart?
JD: I just know where the pack lives. (grabs pup)
Bruce: The dark woods. Every troll knows they have a cave inside. (grabs pup last time)
JD: Well, unless you know how to track, you'll get lost in those woods instantly. So, you can give the pup to me or get lost in a dark forest. It's your choice.
Bruce walked to John Dory but handed the pup to Branch.
Bruce: There's your bundle of joy. We're returning it to its pack.
Branch: Aw, our big bad brubber gets left behind. Poor John Dorwy. (gives him a side then pats his head)
Bruce: Branch. Our big bad brubber is going to lead the way.
Branch looked at John with shock.
Branch: Uh, Br- Bruce, can I talk with you for a sec.
Bruce: No! The sooner we find the pack, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Drool face, and the pup, too.
JD: (walk up behind Branch) You won't always have Bruce around to protect you, and when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back because I'll be cutting it.
Bruce: Hey, so-called tracker, up front where I can see you!
Branch: (scared) Help. Me.
YOU ARE READING
Brozone/Broppy Short Stories
Short StoryStories of Branch and his brothers doing funny things. P.s. Might have stories of Poppy and Branch, too. P.p.s Also will have movie spoofs as well
