Branch enters The Fabulous Junk store (below is the Bro-Cave), where he sees his brother Clay and John Dory.
Branch: Hey Clay, I want to look up any thief reports.
Clay: Sure, why?
Branch: My foster mom's purse got stolen.
JD: *rushes up to Branch, grabbing his shoulders* Wait, what?! Is she okay?! Does she need help?!
Clay: Why are you so interested in his foster mom?
JD: Have you seen his foster mom?
Branch: It's okay, I've got it handled.
Clay: Yeah, and if he can't, I'm sure his foster dad can take care of things.
Branch: Nah, he's on a business trip.
JD: Really...
*Fast forward*
Branch arrived back home only to discover a huge surprise.
Foster Mom: Branch, look who's here. It's Captain Bro. He said he'd be happy to stay with us to protect us from that thief while your father is away.
Branch: Oh, did he? Can I have a talk with you, Captain Bro?
Foster Mom: Branch, manners. Also, I'm sure whatever you have to say you can discuss in front of me.
Branch: O-okay. I can protect us.
JD: No, you can't. You're but a young trolling.
Branch walked up to his brother and on his tippy toes said to his brother's face: "I got this."
JD: Oh yeah? What if the criminal does this!
He wrestled his little brother until he was sitting on his head.
YOU ARE READING
Brozone/Broppy Short Stories
Short StoryStories of Branch and his brothers doing funny things. P.s. Might have stories of Poppy and Branch, too. P.p.s Also will have movie spoofs as well
