Branch comes out in his boxer shorts.
Branch: Uh, somebody wanna explain to me why my clothes are missing?!
JD: You wear clothes? I thought you always wore plants. (snickers)
Branch: Grrr...
Bruce: Whoa, whoa. Take a chill pill, Bitty B. We put your clothes outside.
Branch ran to the elevator to outside. His clothes were in planting pots, which Clay was watering.
Branch: Wha! What're you doing?!
Clay: Just watering your shirts.
Branch: Why?!
Clay: We thought they needed flowers on them to brighten your 'smile'.
Branch went back down the elevator.
Branch: Was this your guys' idea of a joke.
JD: (looks up from newspaper) Yeah. Good on me.
Branch ran at John Dory and started shaking him.
Bruce: Whoa! Whoa! Branch, calm down.
Branch: What am I supposed to wear?!
JD: Don't worry, bro, I thought ahead. (goes to his room and hands his brother his new clothes)
Branch: (looks at John Dory with a smug look) I'm not wearing these.
Clay: Did he put them on yet? Am I too late?
Branch: I'm not putting it on JD. It's embarrassing.
Then, being in his boxers for an hour, Branch decided he would wear his new clothes. Going to his room, he looks in the mirror and then back at the clothes.
Branch: Ugh, I really hate this.
Branch walked out with his brothers staring at him, and then Clay broke the silence.
Clay: Hahaha!!!
Bruce and JD: Hahaha!!!
Branch was wearing a diaper from his brozone days. Floyd came down the elevator and saw Branch.
Floyd: Did something happen while I was gone?
Branch: (sighs) Don't. Just Don't.
YOU ARE READING
Brozone/Broppy Short Stories
Short StoryStories of Branch and his brothers doing funny things. P.s. Might have stories of Poppy and Branch, too. P.p.s Also will have movie spoofs as well
