*This will be when Zira returns to outlands and comes up with a plan to get kovu to fall in love with Kiara*
Zira = Queen Barb
Kovu = Branch
Nuka = John Dory
Vitani = Val ThundershockJD: Branch, Branch, Branch. Creek wasn't even his father he just took him in.
Val was working on getting her guitar untangled from the speaker cords.
JD: Oh hey Val, where's pipsqueak Branch? (mockingly) The chosen one?
He grabbed scissors and snipped the cords sending Val backwards.
JD: Hahaha!!!
Val: JD, where's Branch? Did you leave him out there on his own again?
JD: Hey, it's every troll for himself out there. That runt gotta learn to be on his own.
Val: Mother's gonna be mad, she told you to watch him!
JD: Oh who cares! I should've been the chosen one. I'm the oldest, I'm the strongest, and I'm the smartest. I could be a leader if she'd just give me a chance!
Val: Pft! Yeah, right. Why don't you tell that to her?
JD: Yeah? Don't think I won't!
Val: Oh yeah, here's your chance.
JD: Mother? Oh, mom, hi! I made dinner for you.
Queen Barb walked right past her son without a quick glance.
Val: Hey Branch! What a rebel!
QB: (turns to John Dory) You were supposed to be watching him!
Branch: It's not his fault, I went off by myself.
QB: What were you thinking, wandering into Pop territory!?
Branch: (backs up slowly until he was against a rock) I-I don't know.
QB: Who has banished us?!
Branch: Pop trolls?
QB: Who killed Creek?!
Branch: (scared) King Peppy!
QB: What were you doing with her?!
Branch: Nothing mom. She didn't seem so evil. I thought maybe we could be-
QB: Friends?! Ugh, what an idea! (pondering) Wait! Branch, you're brilliant! (grabs Branch to sit on her lap on her throne while stroking his hair roughly) I'm so proud of you. You have the same mind that made Creek such a mastermind.
JD: Ugh!
QB: SILENCE!!!
JD: Hehehe...
She then picked up Branch to take him to his room, followed by two rock troll guards.
JD: (rolls his eyes) Ugh, chosen one.
She plopped her son onto his bed that was made of wood and moss.
QB: I now see our return to power.
Branch: What if I don't want to-
QB: Hush! Hush, my little baby. You must be exhausted.
She went outside and gathered her tribe.Let's get this party started, I swear I'm cold hearted there's no negotiation how long do they think I'll remain patient.
I'll train my son to be a cold blooded killer, they either hand over the crown or they'll be ripped apart.
We will intimidate our bite is much worse than our bark, who will rule the lands? I guess we'll find out alright?!
(Yeah! Let's go, bring it on better give us what we want! Your time is running out you should really watch out! We're prepared to stand our ground! Turn it up, turn it up!)
JD: All it takes is one move and I'll humiliate him.
Val: Maybe you should say that on the down low.
(Give it up and do it now, if you don't it's going down!)
Hmm, should we choose? We don't have to light the fuse. There's gotta be a better way. JK we'll have our say! We'll have our chance! He'll have his chance!
(Branch! Branch! Branch!)
Say it louder!
(Branch! Branch! Branch!)QB: (laughs evily) Hahaha!!! Shhhhh...
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Brozone/Broppy Short Stories
Short StoryStories of Branch and his brothers doing funny things. P.s. Might have stories of Poppy and Branch, too. P.p.s Also will have movie spoofs as well