Down in Branch's bunker, John Dory, Bruce, and Floyd were chilling till they heard painful yelling coming from the elevator.
Clay: Guys! Branch got bit by a snake!
Brothers: What?!!!
Branch: Guys, I'm fine. I just need some anti-venom for my foot.
JD: No, Branch! As a survivalist expert, I know how to deal with snake bites.
Clay: Survivalist expert?
JD: Lay him on the table and hold him down! (dramatically) This may get messy...
Branch & Floyd: What?!
Clay and Bruce put Branch on the counter and held him down.
Branch: John? What are you?-
John Dory started to unzip his pants to pull out his firehose *said in the cleanest way possible*
Branch started freaking out.
Branch: NO, NO, NO!!! Guys! This is insane!
JD: (dramatically) It's the only way to save your life...
Branch: WHAT?!!!
JD: Aaaahhhh....
Branch: AAAAHHHH!!!!
JD: Bros, hold him still or knock him out, I can't do it properly!
Floyd knocked him on the head with a frying pan as JD continued to do his thing. As the others were too embarrassed to look, John Dory decided to break the ice.
JD: So... anyone else injured?
YOU ARE READING
Brozone/Broppy Short Stories
Short StoryStories of Branch and his brothers doing funny things. P.s. Might have stories of Poppy and Branch, too. P.p.s Also will have movie spoofs as well
