Brozone/Broppy Short Stories

Wrestling

John Dory thought he'd surprise his brothers with a friendly competition.
Clay: Why are we out in the middle of nowhere? Also, what's this friendly competition you were telling us about?
JD: Glad you asked, bro. I thought we could sharpen our strengths.
Branch: Why?
JD: Because little bro, after fighting Velvet and Veneer, I felt we weren't strong enough.
Floyd: Well, we don't need to worry about them. I'm here and well so we don't have to do this.
JD: Oh, contrare my young sibling, I thought the only way to get you to actually do this is if there were stakes. You know, something in it for you.
Bruce: So what are the supposed stakes?
JD: If I win, I don't have to shower for a week.
Branch: And if we win?
JD: I dunno. What do you want me to do.
Branch: You have to serve on us for one whole week. (smiles)
JD: (walks up to Branch and spits in his hand waiting for him to shake it)
Branch: Ugh, seriously?
JD: What? Are you not even 'man' enough for a proper handshake?
All (but Branch) Oooh...
This made Branch on edge cause he knew his brothers, except Floyd, still treated him like a baby.
Branch: Grrr... Fine!
They shake on it and the competition starts.

Round 1 = John Dory + Bruce

After many painful back aches and charlie horses, JD won as he grabbed Bruce's leg and tried to bend it back.

Round 2 = John Dory + Clay

Clay was a little harder because he was slightly younger and skinny. But John Dory had a secret weapon... which was how Clay thought about Viva. Eventually, Clay got distracted and JD pinned him to the ground with his hands put behind his back.

Break Time:

JD: You guys wanna surrender yet?
Clay: No way! Branch and Floyd still have a chance!
JD: (looks at his younger brothers) Yeah, ok. This'll be a piece of cake.
Branch: Ok that's it! John Dory let's go.

Round 3 = Branch + John Dory

Branch used his survival skills to dodge his brother's every move. But just as Branch jumped on John holding him to the ground, John Dory turned the tables and layed on top of Branch.
Branch: Ugh! Get off John!
JD: Not until you tap out.
Branch: Looks like it'll be a while then. Humph.
JD: Is that so?
Branch looks at John
Branch: J- John? What're you doing?
John Dory leaned over Branch and drool began coming from his mouth.
Branch: No, no! Don't! No no no! Alright I quit!
John Dory's spit went back in and he got off Branch.
JD: Face it guys you're no match for me. Ah, a week without showering...
Floyd: Uh, John? You forgetting someone?
John Dory looked at Floyd.
JD: Floyd. I'm not fighting you.
Floyd: Why not.
JD: Well for starters, you're still weak, you don't know how to fight, and you're sensitive.
Floyd: I get it John. Don't want to risk getting beat by your younger brother.
All (but JD): Oooh...
JD: Oh please. Bring it then.

Round 4 = Floyd + John Dory

Floyd was surprisingly swift and agile. John Dory kept trying his tactics but none were working until he thought of the one thing Floyd couldn't resist... tickling. Floyd fell down laughing.
JD: Tap out Floyd! You know you want to!
Floyd: Hahaha!!! Never!
Just then John was tickling Floyd so hard he didn't see Floyd start to kick his feet. That's when... Ah! My bloomin' onions!
John Dory fell on the ground holding his *** with his hands between his legs. Bruce counted "1...2...3! You're out!
Branch: Wow! Floyd you were amazing!
The brothers picked up Floyd tossing him in the air. While John Dory accepted his loss.
Branch: (smirks) Well, well, well. Now about our deal...