John Dory & Branch Song

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John Dory = 🐠
Branch =🪵

*This will be based on the TikTok of Deadpool and Wolverine*

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🐠: John Dory
🪵: Branch
🐠: John Dory
🪵: Branch
🐠: I'm fast and rugged
🪵: You're old and slow
🐠: Hey, I'm mid
🪵: Come at me, bro
🐠: I'm the leader
🪵: No, you're not
🐠: Yes, I--
🪵: Zip it square
🐠: Trolls love me
🪵: Okay, boomer
🐠: The whole movie I'm a--
🪵: *coughs* Loser
🐠: I got skills to survive
🪵: So do I
🐠: My glove has claws that can retract
🪵: Oh, so you're like a kitty cat
🐠: Your fashion sense is such a yawn
🪵: Hey!
🐠: What?
🪵: Be nice
🐠: You're a hater
🪵: Branch
🐠: More like baby
🪵: Yikes! That hurt
🐠: Fine then
🪵: Your turn
🐠: You're so smart
🪵: John Dory puts the F in "fart"
🐠: Come on!
🪵: Am I wrong?
🐠: You're such a child
🪵: If I am, then how come I've got a queen holding my hand?
🐠: Perfect
🪵: Harmony
🐠: Perfect
🪵: Barf
🐠: You are so immature
🪵: Ha! Just like you
🐠: Your remote-controlled son is junk
🪵: How dare you! You take that back!
🐠: John Dory is better. There is no debate
🪵: Can't we agree that we're both really great?
🐠: You mean it?
🪵: I do
🐠: Branch
🪵: John Dory
🐠: JK Big brothers rule!

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