Brozone/Broppy Short Stories

Different Ways to Wake up Brothers

Branch POV:

Now that my brothers and I are together, I've found different ways on how to wake them up. Let me show you.

Bruce:

Branch: *whispers* Bruce? I have an ear infection.

Bruce: *snores loudly*!!!

Branch: Heh, let me try again. *whispers in baby talk* Sprucey? My ears hurts, I tink I might have an eawr infwection.

Bruce: I'm up! Where the thermometer! We need hot water, Stat!

He looks at Branch with an annoyed look on his face.

Bruce: It's not okay to fib Bitty B... but as long as I'm up, I might as well get breakfast ready for everyone.

Branch: 1 down 3 to go!

Clay:

Branch: Out of all of my brothers, I think Clay is the easiest. *whispers* Clay? Clay Viva is planning on marrying you today. I just heard from Poppy.

Clay: WHAT?! Okay! No problem! I got this! Wait... Branch? You didn't just play the classic get out of bed trick, did you?

Branch: *shrugs* Heh.

Clay looked at Branch annoyed, then grabbed his ear and dragged him out of his room.

Branch: Ow, ow, ow, okay, okay. But hey, Bruce is making breakfast.

Clay: Hmmm...

Branch: So... on to Floyd?

Floyd:

Branch: *whispers* Floyd? Floyd, wake up.

Floyd: Branch? What time is it?

Branch: Time for breakfast?

Floyd: *smiles* I'll be right out.

Branch: I didn't do as much with Floyd since he's my favorite brother. P.s. Don't tell the others I said that. And last but not least, the most difficult one... John Dory.

John Dory:

Branch: *whispers* John? *yells* John!

JD: *snoring loudly*

Branch gets on his bed and tries to shake him awake.

Branch: JOHN DORY! JD! SQUARE FACE! UGH!

Branch tried something he always wanted to do. He went up to John Dory's face and flicked him on his forehead. This did nothing. Actually, it did do something that Branch hated, and that was hugs. John Dory had put his little brother in a cuddle hug that Branch couldn't escape. So feeling hopeless, I called for help.

Branch: Guys! Help!

My brothers all came running to see what situation I was in, and when they did, they all started laughing.

Branch: Guys, quite your laughing and help me! Hurry! He's starting to drool!

Floyd: I got this. *whispers* John? Rhonda ran away. We can't find her anywhere.

With a jolt of energy, John Dory woke up.

JD: My baby!!!

Branch: I'll have to remember that one. Thanks.

Brothers POV:

Later the next morning...

Clay: *smiles evily* This is going to be fun! Hehe...

Floyd: Remember, don't do it too hard.

JD: Yeah, yeah, we know. Don't worry. It'll just be a slight nudge.

Bruce: Ready bros?

All (except Floyd): 1...2...3!!!

Branch got pushed off his bed, and with a slight groan, they knew that their work was done.

Branch POV:

Branch: Guess that's what I get for showing you how to wake up the Brozone brothers... And now they just showed you how they wake me up. *sarcasm* Yay.