American Dad X Princess!oc

Chapter 4: pilot

It was morning, and Smith family was having breakfast with Hayley writing her term paper while being irritated by Steve

"Shut up, Steve! I have a term paper due." Steve doesn't stop and only taunts her further. "Oh yeah,right, community college. Big girl. Big girl. Hey, you think that diploma will help you land a better section when you're waitressingat the Olive Garden?" Hayley stares at him with a deadpan expression
"Think you'll hit puberty before you turn 14?"

Francine, finally having enough, puts a stop to their argument while Stan Roger and Hepaixa walk in with Roger and Stan having the same conversation they always have about Roger leaving the house. Hepaixa, having heard enough of their conversation, walks over to Francine, giving her a kiss on the cheek. "Good morning, lady Francine. I hope you had a good  night's rest?"

Francine patted her head answered. "Yes, sweetie, thank you for asking how many eggs you want?" Before she could answer, Roger points at her, raising his voice. "Well, how come she gets to go out and attend school with Steve? But you can't let me go out and get a pack of smokes?" Stan pinches the nose of his bridge in frustration. "Roger, we've gone through this already she looks human, and the C.I.A said she should so it looks less suspicious. What do you not get?"

Roger huffs in frustration and turns to Francine. "Oh,hey?Francine, did you get those pecan sandies I asked for?"
Francine widens her eyes in guilt. "Oh, I'm sorry, Roger. I was just so busy getting Hepaixa new clothes that I forgot." Roger glares at Hepaixa, who was just eating her cereal.

"Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies." Francine assures him she'll pick them this afternoon. Stan warns her to be careful as they are in terror alert orange. Hepaixa stands up to go fetch her toast when Stan shoots at it out of alarm. "Big man! why am  I am not allowed to use my wand, but you can use yours? that is how you say sucks balls...man" She turns to Steve to see if she is correct terminology, and he responds with a thumbs up while smiling. "It's just toast dad." Hayley says

Stan turns to her, holding up his gun. "This time, it was toast Hayley...this time, and no Hepaixa, this is not a wand it's a gun used for protection." She stares at him blankly." So is my wand big man." She walks away, taking her school bag grumbling with Steve following right after her.

Stan calls out to her, "By the way you go by Harper now and good luck with your cheerleader Steve!"

__________(later)

Hepaixa and Steve arrive at school, and people around the around the school are whispering about who the hot girl around Steve Smith is

Steve smirks, putting his arm around her, pulling her close to him. "Stick with me, Harper, and I'll show you the ropes by the way friends in my dimension call each other boyfriend and girlfriend." Hepaixa nods at him. "I see so your boyfriend and I'm girlfriend?" Steve smiles wider."My plan actually worked!' He nods in confirmation.

Steve leaves her to stand in front of the class to introduce herself. "Greetings to you all I Hep-Harper Jones foreign exchange student from Russia pleased to meet you." She smiled and curtsies, reciting exactly what Stan had taught her many times. Instantly, whispers arise as she walks to sit next to Steve.

'How did Steve score a babe like that'
'She's like a princess!'
'Did you see that curtsey? Cringe'
'She's so pretty!'

Steve smirks at his friend's as you sit next to him he leans to Snot, whispering,'watch this'
He turns to you, putting his arm on your shoulder. "Hey girlfriend! Allow me to introduce to you my friends Toshi, Barry, and Snot. " You grin at him and turn to his friends."Hello boyfriend and hello to you all." They all look at her in shock.

The bell rings for lunch, and as Hepaixa is packing her bag, a girl wearing a cheer uniform approaches her smiling. "Hi, you must be Harper Jones. I'm Lisa Silver. I was wondering if you wanted to sit with me and my friends at lunch? Hepaixa shrugged. "I suppose so since I have no idea where Steve went lead the way." She smiles at her but the girl takes a pause.

"You mean Steve Smith the guy with the Shazam shirt him?" Hepaixa nods "Yes my boyfriend Steve." The girl looks in disgust "your joking right" Hepaixa looks at her confused. "I do not think I have formulated words that could be considered humorous yes?"

Lisa rolls her eyes pulling her along to the cafeteria sitting her down with her friends then Steve approaches snapping Lisa bra strap against her. "I see you met Harper so why not go out with us Friday night?" Lisa stops her boyfriend from hitting Steve and hitting him instead.

Hepaixa goes to help Steve and turns to Lisa with anger. "How could you hurt my friend?!" Everyone looks at her confused
"Uhm didn't you say he's your boyfriend?" Lisa questions and Hepaixa nods. "Same thing no?" Everyone laughs saying that he meant that they were dating, hearing this Hepaixa clenches her jaw and picks Steve up by his collar

"You liar I trusted you!" She reeled her fist back punching him square in the face and everyone cheered. Lisa put her hand on her shoulder, telling her that they should leave. Hepaixa nods, standing up while glaring at Steve.

[AN IM GOING STOP HERE SINCE IM TIRED AND MOST OF THE EPISODE WONT NEED HEPAIXA ALSO THANK YOU FOR GIVING MY STORY A CHANCE BECAUSE I KNOW THE CONCEPT IS A BIT OUT THERE BUT YOU STILL DECIDED TO READ IT♡]