American Dad X Princess!oc

Chapter 2:What on Earth?

I park my car in front of Bullocks house and take her and her sword with me to the door. As I'm about to knock, he opens the door in surprise at the girl on my shoulder and immediately pulls me into the house
"Smith! What are you doing with a young girl on your shoulder, and why on earth are you at my house." He whispers harshly at me cautious of his wife upstairs.

"Uhm, sir, she came out of a portal that was opened with scissors, but now the scissors are broken, so now she can't open the portal. I brought her here, wondering if you could help?." I smile sheepishly, holding the girl up by her armpit as her head lies limp against her shoulders

He looks at me, then down at the girl, then back at me
"You broke the dimensional scissors Smith?! "He tilts his head up, holding the bridge of his fingers with his fingertips. He looks back at me, then down to the girl he plucks out a strand of her hair and walks me back to the door
"I'll see what I can do. Smith, in the meantime, congratulations on your new daughter." He grins me, pushing me put out the door

"Sir! you can't be serious. I couldn't even handle Hailey. How do you expect me to raise another one? Let alone one from another dimension!" I stop at the door begging Bullock to take her,"think of it as a new mission. Mission:Fatherhood, take 2 bye-bye now."

He waves at me and slams the door in my face. I look to the girl and sigh, putting her back into the trunk and heading home. At least today is Casserole Friday. I smile, thinking of Francines' casserole. I pull up into my homes driveway and take the girl and her sword into the house "honey I'm home!" I sigh, plopping the girl onto the couch and sitting next to her

"There's my C.I.A age‐ Stan why is there an unconscious girl on our couch?!" Her screaming made everyone in the house come into the lounge they're eyes instantly going to the girl on the couch Steve speaking up first "Woah whose the babe on the couch?"

Francine, getting impatient, starts tapping her foot against the floorboard "well Stan can't care to explain? " I smile nervously at them, gulping. "Our new foreign exchange student...?" Just as he says that, the girl starts to groan waking. "Mm ym kcen." She looks at all the unfamiliar faces, instantly pushing herself into the corner of the couch. "Ohw era ouy elpoep erehw ma I erews ym dnaw?" Everyone looked at Hailey to see if she knew what she was saying she shrugs, walking up to the girl cautiously. "Hey, it's okay. we're not going to hurt you. I'm Hailey, and you are?" She started shaking her head, calming down and pointing to her lips while moving her other hand up and down

Hailey furrows her brows, not understanding her she turns to her father, frowning. "Hey, dad, did you get from another dimension or something?" Stan chuckles, looking away from Steve 'well...?' Suddenly, the girl flies to Steve, pulling him into a kiss with her hand on his cheek she pulls away after a few seconds leaving a malfunctioning Steve to fall to the floor as she lands on her feet bowing with a hand on her heart to the Smith family

"Greetings. I am Hepaixa Caxaina, crown princess of the realm Quipaixa. It is a pleasure to meet you." She smiles at them, completely disregarding the boy on the floor. "She-she kissed me!" Steve babbles on his whole face going red

I float over to him, confused, hovering above his face. "What is this kiss you speak of? I merely exchanged your language to me." Roger walks into the lounge whistling at the sight of the floating girl in armor. "Why didn't anyone tell me the circus was in town, ha! Franny, who is the girl floating in the air?" Francine finally has enough snaps. "Staniel, you better tell me right now who this girl is and what she is talking about or so help me, Lord!"

The girl hearing the outburst turns around, seeing Roger her eyes harden, and she summons her sword, charging at Roger. "Restnom ouy lliw yap!" Before she could do any harm Stan stops her, making her yell out in frustration Stan sighs. I think you all need to sit down for this