American Dad X Princess!oc

Stan knows best

The episode opens up with Hayley and Hepaixa walking back to the Smith home after attending a green party rally that Hepaixa was invited to by Hayley.

Hepaixa admired her newly dyed strand of green hair while explaining to Hayley the customs of her home world.

"Basically, if someone wants my hand in marriage, they would have to slaughter a dragon and present its head to my APAP." Hepaixa sighs dreamily thinking of her future husband presenting a dragon head to her father while Hayley just awkwardly smiles at her as they enter the home.

Everyone immediately turns towards them in surprise, with Roger being the first to voice out his opinion.

"Wow, Hayley, Hepaixa! Some dye job. The carpet matches the curtains?" Roger chuckles, and Hepaixa just rolls her eyes at him and goes to greet Francine with a kiss on the cheek and a hug while Francine questions Hayley about her fully dyed head of hair.

"What did you do to your hair, and why did you get Hepaixa involved?"

"We got it dyed at a green party rally, and she already has dyed hair. I don't know what the big deal is." Hayley just shrugs, not seeing the big deal about the situation, and Hepaixa nods in agreement.

"Yes! Lady Francine, it was quite fun, and the people smelled and talked funny they even prepared smoke shows." Hepaixa giggles, losing her balance and swaying side to side.

Stan had enough of  Hayley for her actions. "You missed family game night for that? And you let Harper get high! Go wash it out you look like a slutty wad of money." Hepaixa starts to float around the room holding Klaus close to her stomach while giggling.

"No way!"

"Yes, way!" Quickly resembles his gun and points it at Hayley and Francine stands and scolds Stan.

"She started it!" Stan still holds the gun towards a still defiant  Hayley.

"It's my hair and I'm keeping it and so is Hepaixa!" She grabs Hepaixa who fell asleep while floating.

○●○●○●○Later●○●○●•●
While Hayley and Hepaixa were asleep Stan snuck into each of their rooms to cut their hair and cuts off all of Hayley's while he was about to cut Hepaixa she grabs his wrist and points her glowing wand at his face.

"I will hurt you." Stan gulps and backs out of her room cautiously and at the same time impressed

○●○●○Morning●○●○●

While everyone was in the kitchen enjoying breakfast and Stan saying his usual right-wing saying a scream rang throughout the house making Hepaixa jump onto the table casting a force field over the family but stopping once a bald Hayley enters the room.

"Oh! It was just you carry on." Hepaixa sits back down and Steve laughs at Hayley's new look.

"Woah nice dome you're almost as ugly as Roger!" He high-fives Hepaixa who is trying to hold in her laughter. Roger looks hurt at Steve's words and lifts a plate to look at himself.

"Ugh! Whatever Hepaixa can you magic my hair back?" Hepaixa looks unsure and looks at Francine who gives her a nod of approval.

"I've never used it on anyone before so I'll just make you a wig yes?" Hayley nods understanding.

"Better than being compared to Roger." Roger scoffs while  Hepaixa nods and points her wand to Hayley's head.

"This might hurt!"