During one of the security checks Stan does every night in the storage facility at the C.I.A Stan comes across a pair scissors that open up to different dimensions and being bored Stan decides to try them out and accidentally opens up a portal that...
"...and now she's here." I say, pointing to the floating girl. Francine stands up with a blank face. "Well then, welcome to the family! I'm Francine Stan's wife. Oh, you poor girl, you must be starving. Come let me dish up for you." She pulls the girl to the kitchen and pushes her down on the chair.
"Ho sey m'I gnivrats I mean yes I'm starving." She quickly changed to English, seeing they're confused faces she Francine places a plate in front of her she changes her wand into a fork and dug in shocking everyone around her she chugs down her glass of water burping loudly
"Lady Francine!, your food is fit for a queen, and luckily for you, I'm about to be one." She kneels down, holding her hands. Francine bashfully blushes. " Oh, stop it, it's just casserole." The girl stands up, pointing at Stan "You! big man, your princess commands you to take me back home. There is a war to be won. " She picks up her sword, heading out there the door
"Princess hapis-" She holds her hand up. "It is princess Hepaixa, you peasant." She begins to walk away again, but Stan stops her again." Princess, for the time being, you can't go home. The scissors are broken, so until we can fix them again, you live with us."
She sighs her shoulders, slumping down. "No matter big man, show me my living quarters chop chop." Stan leads her up to the attic walking over a still unconscious Steve. "Will he be okay, big man?" She points at Steve, and Stan just shrugs, opening up the attic door. Hepaixa floats in, looking around in disgust. "Big man, this simply won't do for a princess, but no matter I'll make do." She lands on her feet towards the window
She turns her sword into a wand, pointing it at the window. "Sparkle glitter bomb expand!" The whole room starts shaking and is lit up by colorful lights and rainbows, and she creates a new room for herself, turning the window into a door leading to it
Everyone rushes into the attic in panic. "Stan, what the hell is happening? The house was shaking, and what happened to my window!" Roger shouts, throwing his hands in the air, Steve pushes him out of the way, rushing to the girl,"Was it you warrior princess" Steve purrs holding her hand making her smile uncomfortably. She clears her throat and pulls away from Steve, walking up to the door
"What you all just heard was me making my new sleeping chambers." She smiles, opening up the door to the Smith family "Welcome to a room fit for a princess!"
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"Yes, bask all you want. This must be a lot for you common folk." She floats up to her bed. Steve walks up to her bed, caressing the sheets. "Ah yes, a bed fit for a king and queen, don't you think my warrior princess?" She glares at him, pushing him to the floor, making him land on his back. Steve groans out a 'She definitely wants me' before passing out
She floats down to the floor in confusion. "Is flight not a concept to your kind? How intriguing." Stan finally having enough snaps
"Now listen here, Hepaixa from now on no more of this magic nonsense, and floating around, we stand on our legs,got it?" Stan states, making her stand on her feet and taking her wand he looks her up and down. "And can you do something about the way you look make it less princess from another dimension-y think you could that?"
She blinks in shock at the big man. How dare he speak to royalty like that?! But I suppose he's right. "So you want me to look bland like you commoners very well but I need my wand for that...so?" She holds her hand out for her wand. Stan sighs defeatedly and gives her the wand. "Fine, but after this, no more magic are we clear?"
She salutes. "As clear as my tiara collection." She takes her wand the stepping away from us and pointing her wand to her body. "Glitter human makeover bomb!" The explosion blinding the rest of us Hepaixa stands up groaning. "I deen ot pots gnisu cigam no ym fles well is this good enough?"
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The Smith family all look towards even Steve wakes Stan walks up to her grinning "welcome to the Smiths."
