The episode opens up with Steve's friends thirsting after yet another girl, Lindsay Coolidge Hepaixa, rolling her eyes at their antics sitting at a food court. 'I need to find more female friends'
"Enough of this!" She walks up to Lindsay and offers her ice cream with a 'normal smile' on her face. Honestly, she just looked insane.
"Would you like to partake in friendly earth activities with me!" The girl stepped back in alarm of the very loud pretty girl, Steve seeing his opportunity steps in for Hepaixa.
"Uhm-- You have to excuse my friend 'Harper' here just wants to know if you would go out with me and be her friend." Steve lies smoothly, which is surprising. Hepaixa just looked at him with her eyebrow raised at him as if to telepathically tell him,' Really?' Steve just begged her with his eyes to go along with it.
She sighs and nods. "Yes, I would like to be friends." She offers the girl the slightly melted ice cream with a less scarier-looking smile.
Lindsay takes the ice cream with a smile. "I'll be your friend-"She turns to Steve and looks at him up and down then smirks at him "And I'll go out with you on one condition you have to find a date for my friend Jewel."
"No problem!" Suddenly, the ground starts to shake as Jewel starts to approach them. Hepaixa's eyes widen with her mouth agape as she looks up at Jewel 'monster!'. She goes to point her wand at Jewel, but Steve pushes it back down.
"Here she comes now. Hey, Jewel Steve, here is about to set you up with a date and meet Harper she's gonna hang with us."
Hepaixa waves at Jewel with widened eyes while Steve gulps in fear. "Jewel, I'd like you to meet my friends." Toshi immediately gets up to pick up 'Harper', screaming Godzilla and instantly running away with his friends.
"Uhh, see you guys later, I guess!" She doesn't protest as Toshi runs away with her thinking it's kinda sweet.
○●○●○At the Smith home●○●○●
A worried Hepaixa was floating above an unconscious Francine while Stan told them what he did.
"You permanently erased Mom's memory?!" Hayley screamed at her father.
"Well, that's just what the experts at the lab say, but there's no way she could ever forget me," Stan states smugly while Steve and Hayley are holding back a pissed Hepaixa
"I mean, who could forget this?" He smiles
"Or this?" He shows off his muscles
"Or these?" And lastly, he shows his butt.
"Go on, kids, give 'em a squeeze it's not weir- ahh!" He didn't get to finish as Hepaixa pummeled him to the ground, delivering one punch before she was pulled off him. She stands up, dusting herself off, and smirks at Stan.
"Well, I guess that's one thing off your list." Steve gulps with a red face. 'Calm yourself, Steven, you have Lindsay now, and we're pretty sure she's with Toshi now.' With that, realization his face falls.
"She's coming too." Stan groans standing up and snaps his jaw back in place and instantly smirks but winces.
"One look at me and her memories of our love will come flooding back." Everyone just deadpans at him as Francine wakes up.
"Narc! Narc!" Francine screams while facing Stan then screams even louder as she sees an upside-down floating Hepaixa in her face who waved.
"Ah!--" She then runs into Roger. "What? What? Oh God, is there a bee on me? Oh! Does it look Africanized?" She stumbles back from Roger and faces Klaus who is making kissing faces at her.
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FanfictionDuring one of the security checks Stan does every night in the storage facility at the C.I.A Stan comes across a pair scissors that open up to different dimensions and being bored Stan decides to try them out and accidentally opens up a portal that...