American Dad X Princess!oc

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

The episode opens up with half of Hepaixas body out the window screaming excitedly for the speeding car and a very scared Steve holding onto her so she doesn't fall out and Hayley cheering her on in the car as Stan is speeding towards church.

"If this how we go to church all the time count me in I leef evila wooh!"

Unfortunately, the fun ended as Stan came to a halt at the parking space he wanted and Hepaixa almost fell out.

"Damn it! Every freakin' time!"

The man Stan was racing for the best parking started walking over to their car to gloat.

Stan groans at this and turns to Hepaixa.

"Forget everything I said about not using your wand because I want you to hurt that @#$@$$%." Hepaixa's mouth is left agape at his words but nods nonetheless.

"Woah dad we're at church for goodness sake!" Hayley looks at her dad in disbelief.

The Whites arrive at their car with his family laughing at the Smiths.

"Looks like you're parking in the sun again!" He walks away locking his car.

"Hepaixa now!" He waits for Chuck to explode but nothing happens.

"Hepaixa!"

"Uhm Stan look." Stan turns to look at Hepaixa and sees her face pressed against the window with a lovesick grin on her face as she looks at the oldest of the White Family.

"Who is he~." She sighs dreamily for him not paying attention to Hayley shaking her.

"We lost her." Hayley lets her go as she slumps back into her seat
○●○●In church○●○●○

Hepaixa sighs dreamily again at who she now knows is Luke White. [I completely made that up he doesn't have a name].  She doesn't even look at Betsy's performance or the deacon choking.

"Luke~" She sighs yet again as she sees him helping the deacon to the ambulance.

●○●○At the Smith home●○●○

Everyone enters the kitchen to greet Klaus and Roger.

"Hello, gosling. How was church?"

"Waste of time." Hayley walks off Scoffing.

"Love has a face." Enters a floating Hepaixa and a skipping Steve with a lovesick smile on their faces.

"Stan, what's the big deal?"

"The big deal is that Chuck White offered to host the potluck wake while I was in the bathroom. Damn, my tiny girlish bladder. If we don't bring the perfect dish, I might Atwell withdraw from the deacon race now."

"Oh, you don't care about being a deacon. You just want to beat Chuck White." Francine rolls her eyes at him.

"Why do you hate him so much?" Francine asked genuinely concerned for her husband.

"I'm heading out!" Hepaixa walks past them heading for the White household.

Francine and Stan just nod too invested in their arguing.

○●○●At the White home●○●○

Chuck goes to see who rang their doorbell and is surprised to see Harper at his door.

"Uhm can I help you, little girl?" He smiles down at the nervous girl.

"Is Luke home I'd like to see him please." His eyes widen at his rival daughter's request but chuckles when realizing she has a crush.