The School of Tomorrow

We continued our talk about what ACC could mean, ranging from the Conference to Australian credit card companies, until a WWII Blitz Siren echoed throughout the entire train.

-Attention all passengers, make sure to carry your SSID card with you and change your clothing to the School's Official uniform.- The alarm said. -Laguna School for Magic, Swordsmanship and Demonology does not responsibilize itself for any damages, deaths or other injuries caused by failure to follow orders, T-Minus 5 minutes until we cross the Great Barrier.-

Sadie quickly pushed all of us out of the room and closed the door shut, when she got out she was wearing the uniform in the most elegant manner possible, she even had a flower in her lapel, which Janko immediately ripped.

-The Barrier will smash this flower at 400 kilometers per hour.- Janko said without paying attention to her offended face. -Unless you want a rose-shaped hole in your chest.-

Janko didn't wait for Sadie to tell him to go to a place where the Sun doesn't shines, instead she just turned to the other 2 boys along with her, and both of us groaned, knowing that an almighty rant would ensure.

-How can someone be that rude?- Sadie complained, picking up the pink flower and putting it back on her lapel. -Presentation is everything! Unlike you I cannot enter the school looking like a hobo.-

-Are you a turkey? Because as far as I know only thanksgiving food need a good presentation.- Howard mocked Sadie. - If you button up the shirt correctly it will be fine, of course you must have even rolled up the sleeves to your elbows.-

-Bro you forgot pies, any of them, they need good presentation.- I said, then I noticed that Sadie had casually hidden her arms behind her back. -Wait, don't tell me...Sadie, show me your wrists.-

-You have no etiquette.- Sadie ranted, storming of to the other wagon, but stopping at the door. -It's your fault now that I am hungry!-

Janko came out of the room still adjusting his turtleneck, Howard followed suit, Janko was as talkative as a wall, but even him eventually noticed the lack of british accents around.

-Where did Sadie go?- Janko asked briefly. –Did you three fight again?-

-We compared her to a turkey and she went to the food cart.- I replied. -So I guess...maybe?-

-Good job.- Janko said.

After some more seconds of silence from Janko I started to wonder if Finland was just a huge landmass of eternal silence and blonde people, but after some 30 seconds Howard came out of the room, his clothes were so badly dressed that Janko immediately gasped.

-You are going to die.- Janko said finally. -How do you leave your shirt more down that your blazer? Did you even tuck it? Herranjumala.-

-Where's Sadie? I need help, I can't cope with this amount of corniness!- Howard said in panic, I decided to enter the room before I too became disgusted with Howard's incompetence. -How do I even button up my sleeve?-

-Have you really never used a suit before?- Janko asked, still astonished. -The uniform is almost literally a suit.-

Unlike Howard, I managed to get dressed without making every tailor in the planet cry. It was actually easier to dress in that than an actual suit, how the hell did he struggle with that? Anyways, I put my SSID and my phone in my pockets and got out of the room, only to see a still badly dressed Howard pacing up and down in the corridor.

-Barry help me! Back where I'm from we don't use suits!- Howard said. -The barrier will blast me won't it?-

-How the hell did you never use a suit before? I'm poor and even I used a suit before.- I said back to him, after that the door opened up, showing Sadie and Janko, Sadie was eating candy like there wasn't a next day, correction, she was, as she immediately dropped the candy on the floor. -There's your rich help, go on buddy, and stop living wit cavemen.-