My Patient...Or Maybe More Than That (Joey Jordison x Reader)

18. Ideas

Joey's POV

I felt someone nudging at my side. I figured it was Y/N needing something but when I opened my eye I saw Corey. He signaled me to come with him. I nodded as he walked out, sliding the door shut. I slowly got up trying not to wake Y/N. I slipped on some boxers, then shorts and headed to the door. I slid it open, closing it once I got out. All the guys were waiting for me. Was this some fucking interrogation? Corey went to the door and stepped outside. I followed him and so did the other guys.

"Is something wrong?" I asked.

"What's wrong is you and your girl being too damn loud" Corey jabbed.

"We all woke up last night because of you two" Jim explained.

"I thought Mick was the only one awake" I responded, confused.

"Not quite" Sid replied, "He was the only one obviously awake."

"We're angry that you woke us up but we're more invested in what happened last night" Paul admitted.

"She screamed like you were chopping her into little bits and pieces" Clown chuckled.

"I just used that vibrator Corey gave to me a long time ago" I explained, "She really liked it."

"Why did you grab towels last night?" Sid inquired.

"She um" I paused, feeling bad telling the guys something she was so embarrassed about. "She may have released some stuff on the bed" I answered.

"She pissed in the bed?" Sid said looking dumbfounded.

"No you stupid fuck she," I paused, turning my voice into a whisper "squirted all over the bed."

"No way, I thought that shit was just a porno thing" Jim retorted.

"I did too Jim but that's what happened" I responded.

"Are you sure it wasn't piss?" Paul giggled.

"You can't piss out of the vagina Paul" I replied, "I know what I saw."

"So it just happened randomly?" Clown questioned.

"Come on, this is so embarrassing" I urged.

"Look man I give you props, I don't think any of us have made someone do that" Jim assured.

"My girl squirts" Mick interjected, "But she only does it when I finger her."

"I was fingering her when she started to orgasm. I took out my fingers thinking nothing of it when she did it. I thought maybe it was because I took my fingers out. While we were having sex, I took out my dick when she started orgasming and I got the same result" I explained, continuing my response,"I don't know why man but that's what happened."

"Was it like the pornos?" Corey asked.

I replied, "No not as much. My theory is the pornos don't have real fluid, they just piss to make it seem like that."

"I guess" Sid said.

"She was really embarrassed about it, probably still is" I added, "So none of you motherfuckers say one word about it."

"We won't Joey" Jim replied.

"So do you need to wash the sheets or" Paul questioned.

"We can go to a laundromat" Corey offered.

"I know but she's gonna get all embarrassed when we go to the laundromat just to clean our bedsheets" I explained.

"I bet we all have dirty clothes. We can just say we wanted to do laundry" Jim suggested, "Just say the bedsheets made you guys itchy or something." The rest of the guys agreed to Jim's idea.