My Patient...Or Maybe More Than That (Joey Jordison x Reader)

19. Party

Y/N's POV

I finished making the guys' dinner. I made some bagel bites, mini fruit skewers, and a grilled cheese for each of them.

"It's ready boys" I shouted. I felt like a housewife cooking dinner for her 9 children. They slowly shifted out of the room, handing a plate to each one as they came out.

"Aw look she made mini fruit skewers with toothpicks" Jim gushed.

Joey came up behind me, letting his hands snake around my waist. "Thank you Y/N, you didn't have to do this you know" He shared.

"I wanted to do it as a gift for letting me come on tour with you guys" I said smiling. I grabbed my plate finding a seat on the table with Sid, Clown, Jim, and then Joey.

"It's really good Y/N" Sid stated, "Haven't had a grilled cheese in what fucking years?" The rest of the guys nodded their heads in agreement to Sid's comment. They were quickly done leaving me wondering if I should've made more. I mean they are big guys. Mick turned on the TV turning the channels to find a random show on MTV.

Joey started to grab the plates from each one of us heading to the sink to wash them. "I'll do the dishes Joey, just come sit back down" I insisted.

"It's only fair if I do them Y/N" Joey replied, "Just relax."

The show was getting damn good with these two bitches cat fighting. One gave the other a pity slap causing the other girl to start crying and wailing. I was cracking up. After composing herself, she grabbed the other girl's hair. "Oh shit" I gasped. It's not gonna end well when you start pulling on hair. They started relentlessly fighting. By the end of it they both looked bald. I knew it was all fake but I was too encapsulated into the fighting, I couldn't care less.

"You know this show Y/N?" Corey inquired.

"I don't have a clue what this show is but they got me hooked" I responded. "Did you see her pull her hair? That's when you know shit is about to get real" I questioned.

"I was too busy watching Joey act like a housewife to even pay attention" Corey laughed.

"Shut up you bitch" Joey replied, "Just for that snide ass remark, you earned yourself dish duty next time they need cleaning."

"Damn it" Corey muttered under his breath. We let our food settle for a little before cracking open the booze. I wasn't a big beer drinker but Joey handed me one, and fuck it might as well. Sid poured shots for us. Handing us each one.

Corey started to bang on the table. "Are we ready to have the best shows in Chico?"

"Yes!" Everyone shouted.

"I can't hear you" Corey responded.

"Yes!" Everyone yelled.

"And to our lovely guest Y/N, bottoms up motherfuckers" Corey yelled. We all tilted our heads back, swallowing the shot. Sid going right back to pouring more for us sloppily getting alcohol on the table and floor.

"Don't waste it Sid, I want every last drop of that to be consumed" I demanded. I threw the shot back once again as Joey turned up the music. 'What Is Love' by Haddaway started to play. I finished my beer grabbing a second one. I poked a hole in the can shot gunning the whole thing.

"Jesus Y/N" Corey chuckled.

Sid grabbed the vodka putting his mouth over the bottle and started chugging. I swatted the bottle away from his grip and gave it to Joey. He too did the same thing but I opened my mouth signing to him to share what he had in his mouth. He tried to give me some but sprayed it all over me as he laughed. He handed the bottle to me before he fell over on the floor. I put the bottle to my mouth, not feeling satisfied with what Joey gave me. 'Groove Is In The Heart by Deee-Lite was next up on the radio.