My Patient...Or Maybe More Than That (Joey Jordison x Reader)

31. Late

Joey's POV

I walked into the living area after I had woken up. I started to speak, "I need one of you guys to help me."

"With what?" Sid asked.

"Look Y/N always says I'm warm, like really warm but I don't feel it. I need someone to just touch my arm and tell me if it's warm" I explained.

Sid walked over to me feeling on my arm, then my leg, and finally my upper chest. Sid began to give his answer, "I don't think you're warm Joey, you feel like any other person."

"She's gotta be high on bath salts or something" Chris chuckled.

"Chris I'm trying to figure out this mystery. She doesn't mean in it in a metaphorical way. She always comments on how warm I am" I sighed.

"Oh we know. Heard everything from your guys' room. Started plugging my ears just hoping it would end soon" Jim bleated.

"I told you to turn up the radio" I countered.

"You don't think I did that? I cranked that shit to full volume and I still was hearing every bit or it" Jim complained.

"Well I'm sorry man but I can't help what comes out of her mouth" I spoke apologetically.

"What comes out of her mouth? What about what comes out of yours? You trying to act like you're not the main one speaking?" Jim retorted.

"Well, okay I don't have any counter to that" I admitted.

"Can't there just be one time you guys have silent sex?" Jim implored.

"Come on what's the fun in that unless you're in some public place" I responded.

"Yeah I can just imagine you two in a library. They would lock you up for public indecency so quick" Mick chuckled.

"Now you're giving me ideas" I grinned.

"Oh my god Joey, can you be anymore gross?" Jim sighed.

"I bet Mick does way crazier shit than fucking in a library" I scoffed.

"Yeah in the privacy of his home. You're in an RV with 8 other guys" Jim explained.

"You guys let me take her to Chico. This is really no fault of mine" I spoke.

"Joey you got 5 seconds to take that back before I come and put you in a chokehold" Jim threatened.

"Okay fine, maybe I have some fault in it" I admitted.

I heard a faint cry from the bedroom. I ran to the bedroom wondering what was wrong. There I saw Y/N sat up in the bed, crying.

"Baby what's wrong?" I asked.

"I'm late Joey" She sniffed.

"Your period's late?" I questioned, hoping she wasn't talking about her period.

"Yes" She cried. Fuck. Oh my god how could I be so stupid? Oh my fucking god what am I gonna do? I put on a brave face for Y/N as I was internally freaking the fuck out.