Quite the Surprise [Destiel/Sabriel AU]

Chapter 2

He had become a cat! Of all things, a cat! "This must be some kind of stupid dream," Dean sighed. He jumped off the counter and landed straight on his face, partly on purpose, but mostly on accident. He shook his head and looked down at his paws. Still a cat. "Great.. not a dream," he muttered. Awesome, he could talk too. What the hell was going on? He padded out of the bathroom and made his way down the hallway to Sam's room. Of course, it was shut. He pawed at the door. "Saaaaaaaammm.. something funky is going on!" he meowed.

"Go back to bed Dean, it's too early..!" he heard Sam grumble. Dean sighed and padded downstairs, looking around for Castiel or Bobby. He saw a familiar trench coat on the couch, and with a flick of his tail he jumped up, landing directly on a familiar being.

"Cas! Something's happening, we're all-"

"Yeah, I know, we're cats!" Cas mewled, pawing Dean's face playfully. He was a smaller, extremely dark grey cat with semi-fluffy fur and bright blue eyes. He was also wearing a mini version of his ever-so-famous trench coat, complete with a miniature tie.

"Cas, this isn't the time for playing around! We need to figure out what the hell is going on!" Dean grumbled.

"We can do that laterrrrr... C'mon Dean, let's play!" Castiel purred, swishing his tail back and forth playfully.

Dean sighed and lowered his ears. Castiel was not a playful kinda guy. What is he doing? "Cas. Come on. We are cats for cryin' out loud!" Dean hissed.

"Well, I can't do anything if you're pinning me down, Dean," Castiel pointed out. "Hmm.. You're fluffy~" he mewed.

Dean's fur fluffed out and he quickly scrambled off of Castiel. "S-Shut up, Cas," he growled, obviously flustered.

Castiel purred and tackled him. "Deeeeeeeeaaaaannnnnn~," he mewed.

"C-Cas! Get off of me!" Dean meowed. He felt like he was gonna explode.

"So uh.. what's going on in here?" a familiar voice asked. Sam had jumped up on the arm of the couch, and was watching them with a knowing interest.

Dean wriggled out from under Castiel's smaller body quite easily, huffing in embarrassment. "Overly affectionate angel-cat.." he sighed and looked up at Sam. He too was a cat. He was definitely the biggest of the three, but that was always a given. He was tall, with fluffy brown fur.

"So.. We're all cats," Sam stated, cutting through the tension that had quickly built up in the room.

"...Yup," Dean sighed.

Sam's ears perked up as a cranky voice grumbled, "hey, what the hell is goin' on?!"