Quite the Surprise [Destiel/Sabriel AU]

Chapter 9

"You know.. Just because we'll be human again doesn't mean we have to act like this never happened. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves anyway. It doesn't have to stop just because we aren't cats anymore," Sam thought out loud.

"You make a great point, Samwich. That's it. I've decided I'm changing you guys back." Gabriel smirked and with a flick of his tail everyone was human again. Of course, they were still doing what they had been doing when they were cats. Dean and Castiel were practically sitting in each other's laps on the couch. Gabriel was sitting on Sam's shoulders. "Wowza, you really are a Samsquatch, Samsquatch! Look at this view!" he exclaimed.

"Gabe, get off.. You're pretty heavy, man."

"I thought you had muscles, moose. Disappointing."

"I do, but I don't usually carry grown-ass men on my shoulders!"

"Well get used to it, cause I quite enjoy this."

"You two should get a room," Bobby sighed as one of his phones rang. He picked it up and answered the call. "Hello? ....yeah, alright. Okay. I'll be there," and with that, he hung up.

"What was that about?" Dean asked.

"Looks like I've got a case. You turned us back just in time, Gabriel, because this is important."

"We can go if you want, Bobby," Dean offered.

"No, no. This is my score to settle," Bobby replied, grabbing a few things. "You idjits behave yourselves, ya hear?" and with that, he left.

"So.. What now?" Gabe asked.
Sam checked the time on his watch.

"It's about 12:30. I'd say its lunch time."

"I would offer to go somewhere but.. I don't know, I'm not feeling it," Dean replied, quickly glancing over at Castiel, who hadn't spoken since they were cats. "Cas?"

"I don't get hungry, Dean."

"I know, I just was wondering what you wanted to do."

"Gosh, is it always like this with them?" Gabriel whispered to Sam.

"Yeah, pretty much."

"Hey, can't you two just kiss already?!" Gabriel exclaimed. "I can't take much more of you two eye-screwing! The flirting is killing me!" This caused Sam to burst out laughing, and Dean to shout a few curses at Gabriel. Castiel just kinda stared at his feet and chuckled.

"Don't make this awkward, Gabriel," Cas mumbled.

"Just be happy I decided to poof all of you up some clothes when I changed you back. THAT would have been awkward if I hadn't. Buuuuut...." he trailed off in thought for a moment.

"Gabe?"

"Yeah, what's up, sexy?" Gabriel half-responded, still deep in thought.

"Wait, what?"

"Eh?"

"Did you just call me sexy?"

"Oh shit, I thought I was thinking that! You heard nothing, moose! Nothing!" Gabriel whined. Sam grinned and started laughing hysterically. He hunched over in the midst of his laughter, causing the archangel to fall off of him and hit the floor face-first with a thud.

"Oh my god, Gabriel, I am so sorry!" he managed to say in between laughs.

"Who're the ones flirting now, huh?" Dean chuckled.