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Trouble, Leah Williamson.

Yeah, I only just thought of this, so it might be shit.

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Y/ns pov.

My nickname on the Arsenal squad is trouble. Apparently, I'm always in trouble, I am. Especially with my girlfriend Leah, she likes shouting at me for some strange reason.

I haven't actually been in trouble for a few hours, and my life is starting to get boring. If you think about it, what are you supposed to tell your future kids if you don't get in trouble once in a while, they are gonna think you're boring if you have no stories to tell.

But sometimes, being in trouble can be hard, and for now, I would like to relax and not get scolded by my girlfriend every two minutes.

I'm just sitting in my little room with all of my nerd shit in it when Leah bursts through the door with an angry look on her face. I thought I was trying hard.

'Hey love.' I smile innocently at her.

'Don't 'Hey love' me.' Oh, god, this isn't good.

'What?' I ask, confused.

She comes into the room and starts pacing around, which makes my airfix modles on the shelf wabble.

'Please don't do that. My modles will fall off and break.' I tell her. These things take fucking ages to build aswell.

She stops pacing.

'Is that really all you can say right now.' She asks even more angrily.

'What have I done?' I raise my voice in annoyance.

'You know what you've done.' I hate it when people say that.

'Well, no, I don't because if I did, I wouldn't be asking you.' I tell her.

She takes something out of her pocket.

'I thought I banned you from these.' She says, throwing the empty can of 50p original energy at me.

'Oh, come on, this is what all this is about. You come storming in here, nearly breaking things I've spent hours on because you found an empty can of an energy drink?' I ask.

'Yes, because you go extremely mental when you drink them, and most of the time, it ends up in you getting hurt.' She replies.

Honestly, I love her, but this woman.

'I'm not a child Leah I don't need you telling me what I can drink, now if you will excuse me I'm going to go to Viv and Beth's to let you cool off because you have gone mental.' I tell her.

Mabe, that was too harsh, but I've done it now.

She follows me to the front door and gets in front of me before I can open it.

'You take one step out of this door, and we are done.' She looks me dead in the eye.

'Seriously because of a fucking energy drink, you're mad.' I tell her.

'I'm deadly serious y/n.'

I do the only logical thing to do in this situation, and that's going through the window instead, and before leah can stop me, I've ran half way down the street.

I really love leah but sometimes she can treat me like a child and I know I act like one but I don't think like one and alot of people don't know this but I'm quite smart and I don't appreciate being treated like a five year old, I'm old enough to have a say in what I drink.

I run all the way to Beth and Viv's and knock on the door.

Beth answers, and when she opens the door and sees me, she immediately pulls me in, knowing something's wrong.

Turns out half the sodding team is here aswell so now I have to explain myself to them all. Hopefully, they don't all hate me and see where I'm coming from.

'What's up trouble?' Steph asks.

'Me and leah got into an argument, and I left the house and came here.' I tell them.

'What you done now?' Katie asks, caitlyn hits the back of her head.

'Well, it all happened dead fast, I told myself I wasn't going to get into trouble for a few hours because it could get tiring sometimes.' They all chuckle.

'Then she comes barging in, shouting at me, telling me I know what I've done wrong even though I didn't. She then throws and empty can of fucking 50p energy at me and tells me she banned me from them.' I rant on.

'She banned you from energy drinks?' Caitlyn asks.

'Yeah, she said I always get hurt when I drink them, but it's only happened a few times.' A few laugh.

'Anyway, then I told her I'm going to come here to let her cool off, and she blocked the front door and told me if I went through it, she would break up with me.' I say.

'AND YOU DID IT.' They all shout.

'No, of course not, I jumped out of the window instead.' The all look at me dumbfounded.

'Well, it works out cause I didn't go through the window, did I?' They all agree with me.

'So was I in the wrong? Is it my fault like it normally is?' I thought something was finally someone else's fault but mabe not.

'Look, she can't tell you what to do, but I think running away wasn't the best idea because now you're probably in more trouble.' Viv says.

'Well, at least she lives up to the name.' Lotte adds.

'Thanks Lotte, really helpful that.' I say sarcastically.

There is a knick at the door.

'Oh shit, that's definitely her, I'm done for, this is it I'm getting broken up with. Why did I leave the fucking house, what a twat. May as well just start looking for a new house now.' I panic.

Katie puts her hands on my shoulders.

'You need to calm down mate, being like this isn't going to help. You need to be mature for a few minutes and talk to her, I'm sure she doesn't want to break up with you.' Katie reassures me.

'Wow, you've never been so serious. Thanks, mate, that helped.' I smile slightly at her.

Beth answers the door and let's Leah in.

'I'm sorry for jumping out of the window.' I tell her trying to lighten the mood.

'It's ok y/n, I shouldn't have stormed in like that, I know you don't do good in situations like that. I was just worried about your health. We both know what you're like when you drink those things and I don't want you getting hurt.' I'm confused.

'Wait so, am I not in trouble then?' I ask.

'For once in your life, no your not.' She smile at me. Katie cheers.

I turn to her and wack her around the head.

'Y/n, don't hit Katie!' She scolds me.

'Never mind, I am in trouble.'

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This one is quite funny, but bloody hell can't call em 50p energy drinks anymore can I they are about five million quid.

Mase. :)