Woso Oneshots

Kill the Director, Kyra Cooney-Cross.

Guys, we have to be more patient than normal today. Never wrote sommat like this before, and I'm running off of a few 50p energies. Owt can happen.

I'm not going to use every lyric in the song because it gets repetitive, and I've been told not to overdo it.

But if I do over do it, tell me, man, I want to know if my writing is shit.

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Y/n's pov.

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick.

'Hi, I'm Kyra.' Our new signing says, holding her hand out for me to shake, a slight blush on her cheeks. A blush that is so gorgeous it makes me feel physically sick.

'Y/n.' I reply with a slight smile, shaking it. I'm telling you now, if I wasn't sat down, my knees would give in, and I'd be face down on the floor.

Oh, what a skill to have
Oh, what a skill to have
So many skills that make her distinctive

So, not only can she make my knees go weak, she's also fucking amazing at football and extremely funny.

'Stop staring, kid, don't make yourself too obvious.' Katie says from behind, making me practically jump out of my skin.

'Jesus man, nearly gave me a heart attack. What you waffling about anyway.' I say, trying to convince her I was being perfectly normal.

'Don't lie to yourself trouble, I see the way you look at her.' She says it like I've known kyra for years when it's only been about a week.

'Whatever.' I sigh, walking over to Leahs car so she can drive us home.

Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper.
Though I don't care about the soaps
No, I don't care about the soaps

She catches me looking at her, so I quickly grab the nearest thing to me, a sodding newspaper, and pretend to read it.

'Y/n/n, we know you aren't the best at reading, but it's upside-down mate.' Leah informs me, grabbing it and putting it the right way round.

I can see Kyra in the corner of my eye chuckling at my stupidity. I mean, there's being caught, and then there's just this.

If this is a rom-com, kill the director
Please

I'm starting to believe some fucked up dude in the sky is just messing with me for fun.

Somedays, I'll be able to hold up a conversation with Kyra, but others I just fumble my words and end up getting laughed at by my teammates, don't worry though, I'd do the same if it was them.

This isn't normal for me, I'm normally confident. I'm telling you, it's the dude, he's fucking with my head.

And this is my head, and this is my spout
They work together, they can't figure anything out

Now I'm just genuinely confused. My feelings are all over the place. I've known Kyra for a month. She still makes me incredibly nervous, and when I'm around her, I have to practically hold myself up because of how weak my knees get.

See, I was talking to Katie, bad move, and she said Kyra looks at me the same way I do her. That can't be right, though I'm just me. Kyra is the most incredible person I've ever met. Makes no sense.

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand.

'Hey, y/n/n, can I talk to you for a second?' The aussie asks, talking my hand before I can even answer her and pulling me into the kitchen of mine and Leahs house.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing because the expression on her face is telling me nothing. Might be because I have no idea how to read facial expressions.

'What's up?' I ask. Hey, I'm getting better, no more stuttering. Although I'm fucking shitting myself right now.

She looks down at our still interlocked hands, which makes me realise she's holding my fucking hand, jesus christ I'm gonna faint. This is not okay.

'Look, I know we haven't known each other for very long, but if I don't tell you this now, I probably never will.' That's settling.

If this is a rom-com, kill the director

I stay quiet, waiting for her to carry on. It genuinely feels like I'm in one of those really shit films right now. Honestly, when I find that man in the sky I'm gonna fucking blow his head off.

'I really like you, and from what I've seen and heard, I'm pretty sure you feel the same, but it's cool if you don't. I just couldn't keep it a secret anymore.' She rambles extremely fast. Luckily I also talk fast so I'm good at understanding it.

But like, what the fuck? SHE LIKES ME BACK.

All this fucking time I've spent confused and she likes me back. I would say waste of time, but most of the time, I was spent staring at Kyra, and she's beautiful, so it wouldn't be much of a waste.

'Say something.' She begs, looking into my eyes, I feel my ears get hot, something I do when I get flustered.

'I like you too, a lot.' I stutter out. Fuck I'm back to that again.

We start to lean closer together, to the point where I can feel her hot breath on my lips.

It feels like time stops.

Yeah, dude in the sky, not a great time to stop fucking time, I'm in the middle of sommat here.

Kyra closes the gap between us.

Never mind sky man, stop time again please, I never want to leave this moment.

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So, review. It was short and I gave it a better ending to what the song has, in my opinion.

I don't think it was shit but I feel like I could do better if I hadn't picked such a repetitive song whith a short amount of lyrics to work with.

I did not realise how little I actually had to work with man, it was not okay.

But yeah, feel free to give feed back, suggest songs and scenes from films or even tv shows.

Mase. :)