Woso Oneshots

Be nice, Emily Fox.

This is a part 2 to blind since I asked, and a bunch of you wanted it. And I'm also kind of scared what would happen if I don't write it, so here you go.

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Y/n's pov.

After what feels like months of asking, my girlfriend Emily is finally letting me meet her national teammates, and I'm like very excited.

I mean, they already know me from playing against me or the fact that Emily won't stop talking about me, which is actually really scary because I don't know what she's said.

I already know they are gonna try interagate me, but I've already got my tactics down, so I should be fine.

'I already know what you're thinking, and you're not doing it.' Emily sighs, flicking my forehead.

'I don't know what you mean, love.' I say, acting innocent.

'I'm not letting you meet them so that you can scare them. Just be nice, okay?' She gives me a look. I mean, we all know how I acted when I first met her. Who knows what I'll do today.

I probably won't be as hostile because I don't hate Americans as much as I did back then. This is a good thing since I'm dating one.

'Of course, I'm always nice.' Nah.

'Sure, babe, sure.' Well, she didn't sound very convinced. 'They'll be here in about an hour, so get all of your energy out now.' She says, pointing to the dart board at the other side of the room.

It's somehow fallen that we all have a week off, so Emily and I decided to book a villa in Spain for us all to stay in.

(See, I can make this stuff up cause it's my book)

Well, it was mostly Emily, I just paid for it because I'm nice like that. And I'm really good at saving money somehow. It's the least I can do because I guarantee you I'll be saying some offensive shit that I don't even mean.

'If I have to get my energy out, can I at least have a 50p energy.' I pout, she also agrees with the team that I shouldn't drink them, but like Beth, she let's me have one every so often.

'No way.' She scoffs. 'Maybe after the first impressions, but not yet. God knows what you'll say after one of those.' Well, it was worth a try.

'Well, I'm going to see if these speakers work.' I tell her, forgetting about my drink for now.

When we booked this villa, the one thing I made sure it had was good speakers, so now I need to check them.

'Ooh, play some oasis.' Yeah, I got her into some britpop. I am very proud of myself for that.

'Of course, love.' I say.

The next hour is spent blasting tunes and playing darts, everyone's favourite pass time. Apart from Emily, she likes to read. I tried to get her to play darts, but she nearly took my eye out, I was in the other room. So that wasn't for her.

Next thing I know, there's a crowd of people around me.

'Hey, I know I'm like really pretty and that, but I'm not a zoo animal.' I try to keep a straight face, pretending that I'm all serious. Gotta keep the reputation.

These people think I'm mad scary and mean, just like Emily did. I've just got to keep them thinking that until they realise I'm just a random twat.

'You must be Y/n. I'm Alex.' Alex, who is at the front, says, holding her hand out for me to shake.

'That's great for you.' I nod my head at her, going back to playing darts.

'Be nice, Y/n.' Emily warns, coming out of nowhere.