Woso Oneshots

Broken nose, Alessia Russo.

Yeah, I don't even know at this point.

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Y/ns pov.

So it turns out running away from your girlfriend, and the person who is basically your mum at this point is not a good idea.

But it's too late now, I've already dug myself into a deep hole that can never be escaped.

Yeah, I may have made a bet with Rach and Millie. They found out I could do parkour and said they would give me a tenner if I could do a few tricks.

Lessi and Leah saw me doing these and tried to get me to stop because apparently, it's dangerous. I got bored of getting scolded, so I ran off. Like any normal person would in my situation.

That leads us to now, me getting attacked by half the team, the boring half, the ones who don't know the word fun.

'Neoowwww, haha, you guys can't catch me.' I shout behind me, jumping off of stairs and running around camp.

I should have started training in my spare time here when I first got the call up, I didn't realise how much potential the building has.

'Mate how the fuck are you doing this shit?' Lucy shouts back.

'I don't know. I guess I'm just better than you.' I chuckle.

'You're in so much trouble y/n y/l/n.' My girlfriend screams.

Well fuck. I just got full, named by the missus, I'm officially dead.

Well, I'm definitely not slowing down now. I go faster.

'I swear to god I'm gonna kill Millie and Rach.' Leah says.

That reminds me of my tenner. They better give it to me after all of this.

I run into a room and onto a balcony, I stop and look for a way down, bingo.

'You can't go anywhere now, love.' Alessia smirks, arms folded over her chest.

'Yes, I can.' I tell her turning round and jumping off of the balcony and onto a bush. They all gasp.

'Mate, calm down. I'm fine.' I tell them before quickly running away.

Now that I'm outside, there is less stuff to jump on, which is kind of boring. I decided to go back to where Rach and Millie are to get me tenner and go to the shops.

I run over to them.

'Oi give me my money I'm being chased and I want to go shops.' I smile sarcastically because this is all their fault.

'Ok, fine, but that was sick. Where did you learn it?' Rach asks as Millie hand me a tenner.

'I'm not sure I've just been chased a lot, and I started making it into a hobby just without the person chasing me, I've been doing it for years.' I tell them before turning round seeing an angry mob led by Alessia herself.

'I would love to chat, but I gotta go, byeee.' I drag out the e, dashing for the shops.

I just want my fucking 50p energy man. That's definitely gonna get me into more trouble, especially with Leah.

I think I lost them along the way, and I finally get to the best place on earth, the home of the 50p energy. I'm gonna sodding need it after this anyway.

I buy a few cans, put them into my bag, and make my way back to camp.

I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to get out of trouble but I hope something happens along the way.

I walk as slowly as possible, hoping a miracle has happened, and they've all forgot. Doubt it, they remember everything. It's quite scary, actually.

I open the door, and just about everyone on the team is looking at me.