My moon and stars

Cartman and Kay?

Kay was at the new snack store that opened up, she sneaked here while Kyle is working. He been trying a new diet and exercise routine with her. It been tough on her and she craved some junk food especially since he took them out her diet. She also missed food from the south. She didn't realize how many snacks were only regional to their state. She walked in and saw fresh baked goods and snacks galore. Oreos are her favorite cookies she loves the original but also the creative flavors they created. She grabbed the new chocolate cake Oreos and made eye contact with Eric Cartman. "Woah didn't know you like Oreos"? "They're my favorite cookie" Kay said. "Mine too. I take double stuff and make quadruple stuffed". "The holiday Oreos are better than regular ones" Kay said. "Yeah it does same with Reese cups". "Reese cups is my favorite candy!" Cartman "really people don't like pb here". "People love it in Georgia but peanut grows there so it's probably we were raised eating it more". "Woah ok favorite soda" he asked. "Dr pepper". "Holy hell I love Dr Pepper" Cartman said. "Me too" Kay said. Cartman and Kay talked about snacks and drinks they loved. "I miss those cheesecake bars" he said. "I been making my own to try to recreate them". "Wow we should cook cause I make great food". "I love cooking southern food". Cartman and Kay somehow ended up at the store. They bought stuff to make food. They ended up making southern food and Cartman surprisingly is a great cook. "This southern food is great" he says "thanks it's hard to find it here, so I make my own" she said. Kay made fried chicken and homemade mashed potatoes and corn and gravy but him she doesn't care for gravy. He also made his version of burgers which were amazing. She made cheesecake bars and he made powder donuts. She almost forgot he was a terrible bigot. Kyle came through the door and was surprised to say the least. "What going on here"? "Oh Cartman and me have lots in common he can cook. I save you some" Kay said. "I thought we were trying a different diet" he said disappointingly. "I am but I just needed something different today". "Pft diet you guys are skinny". "Get out fat ass" "f*ck you" he said calmly guess they're used to it. Cartman left and Kyle looked at Kay with a disappointed look. "I really want you to try harder on this" "I did but I had cravings really bad I didn't mean to upset you". "I know it's hard but I want you to have more willpower. You don't think it was hard for me at first, I kept going". "I'm sorry" "I  don't want you to be sorry let's just start over. Also stay away from Cartman he an awful human being". "If he wasn't a bigot he would be a fun guy"